sock shock

Related to jocksockshock - the act of catching your stepdad with his face buried in your sweaty, stinking socks and sneakers thus confirming that he is gay or bi and loves your male sweat smells -a potential source of blackmail. You now tease him in front of your mom by taking off your shoes and socks and making sure he sees your bare feet.

Dude I really wasn't sure if my stepdad was into my feet or not. I got sock shock now knowing for sure when I saw him with my sweaty socks and sneakers up to his nose.

by Watchinfool October 6, 2023

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argile socks

a pattern on socks

"Jimmy put your argile socks on for school, don't you just love the pattern?"

🎤I got my socks on,
I got my socks off,
I got my argile socks on

by flip_4_life May 16, 2016

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Socks

Who the fuck searches socks on this site you dumb fuck.

Katie searched 'socks' on Urbandictionary.com. She is a dumb fuck

by Gertrude Fumbleman October 27, 2014

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thot les sock

A boy that is a thot who has a foot fetish that sleeps and cuddles with dirty unwashed socks

He cannot be reasoned with what a thot les sock

a thot les sock will always have a drink in there hand or is drunk

He didn’t stack the dishwasher what a thot les sock

by Dave’s diary January 6, 2023

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Pink Sock

Fuck a girl in the asshole punch her in the back of it tensions her ass, pull out and asshole comes with, around your cock. As a nice sleeve for you to cum in.

“Last night I was feeling depressed than I went over my parent in laws house and pink socked the fuck out of the family dog. My father in-law will be scraping those dingle berries off of that bitches ass for weeks.
That son of a bitch had it cuming. Tell me I’m a disappointment again, see what happens.” - Chad

by KissKingQueen6969 April 8, 2021

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