Simpy Shrimpy

A Simpy Shrimpy, also known as a Simpous Shrimpous or a Simpoo Shrimpoo is that one person. Yeah, them. Whether they are hopelessly in love with a singular person or find a billion different people to crush on, that's the one. It may be annoying, but they have a good heart. Good intentions. They are special and should find someone special to love and care for.

Person 1: God, they are such a simpy shrimpy!
Person 2: They'll find someone.

by spray.cheese April 29, 2022

Rodeo shrimp

A nickname for your best friend that has a blue truck that also lives in a farm

Hey *name*, you’re a rodeo shrimp!
No I’m not! I have a green truck!

by chasersl May 14, 2022

Faris Shrine

A Faris shrine is somewhere where you sacrifice someone and it will boost you chances of being with Faris

"My Faris Shrine had leak!"

by Teygh Gill May 28, 2022

the shrimp shuffle

when you and your partner love small pee pees as it feels nicer. as your doing it they eat eachothers shrimp and bite it off so they can use it for later use.

Shit wheres my dick gone after i did the shrimp shuffle

by smallbutgoodpersonality June 18, 2022

Gay Shrimp Knot

When two gay men tie their foreskins into a bow.

Yeah Steve has enough foreskin for a gay shrimp knot!

by Bigchaddy July 25, 2022

Gradual Shrinkage

A witty insult for when ones penis slowly and gradually gets soft, and can't keep a hard on. Typically used for embarrassing someone from the lack of erection for stimulating their partner.

Man, I can't believe you didn't get laid with that girl! You really missed your mark and showed her some gradual shrinkage.

by Lighty1800 July 4, 2022

Attention Shrieker

When something awful happens, people tend to pay attention to the awful thing, especially the victims. This is unacceptable to the Attention Shrieker who must be the center of attention at all times. Thus, whenever something happens which might draw attention away from them, they will start shrieking. Not only is attention expected, but reassurance and coddling to remind them that though someone just had both of their legs ripped off by an alligator, THEY are the real victim.

When the man jumped off the building, the attention shriekers immediately began shrieking so people would look at them instead of the dying man.

by Hahahanoyoudont September 24, 2022