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slow sex

I think we've surpassed fwb.... We had slow sex.
by Ladymeeeee May 11, 2015
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the sex pistols

an early British Punk Band, Not the 1st however, the Ramones were the 1st proper punk band, many before the Ramones and Sex Pistols set the aesthetic for punk (bands like the Stooges) but the Sex Pistols really brought punk rock to the United Kingdom. Possibly the british band with the most banned songs/albums ever. Their 1st single "Anarchy in the UK" is possibly one of the best punk songs. Ever. and the controversial "God save the Queen" remains a punk classic.
God save the queen, and her fascist regime, she made you, a moron, into a potential H-bomb!
by Deathbyspoons August 9, 2004
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sex goddess

n. a female who is a deity to mankind in bed. She is so potent at giving and receiving pleasure that she will often leave men enchanted in a helplessly amazed stupor.
by Berry Flomar January 17, 2004
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Fortnite sex

What kind of moron are you that you look up fortnite sex in Urban Dictionary? AND WHY IS IT TRENDING?!
by i hate my son December 14, 2018
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eyelash sex

This is what happens on the outside corner of your eyes where your eyelashes on top and bottom interweave with one another causing you to constantly use your finger as birth control and seperate them.
I kept feeling like something was in my eyes but then I realized I was only suffering from a bout of eyelash sex.
by Free Tan February 4, 2009
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eye sex

Eye sex can only happen if your partner has lost at least one eye. You insert the penis into her/his empty eye hole and fuck it. You can also do with a healthy person with 2 eyes, but this would be very painful and could result in severe eye damage, so it is not recommended.
James: Hey Ian, so I heard your gf lost an eye in an accident! This is horrible! I feel so sorry for her.
Ian: Nah man, its alright, we can now have eye sex!
by Sir Asbestos November 8, 2020
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strawberry sex

When a strawberry is placed inside a girls cunt and a guy uses his penis to squish the shit out of it!
Chad stained the shit out of his wife's new sheets last night cause he had Strawberry Sex with Kiersten!
by SlopNChop November 30, 2016
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