Salad

A dish eaten by only the gayest of men.

"Bro, your eating a salad, you must be gay"

"Your actually so gay, you must eat salad bro"

by upamecano October 26, 2019

Salad

Some usless shit called salad aka rabbit food

Salad is not for humans

by A swedish boy September 05, 2019

Salad

A dish with many vegetables and plants

You cant win friends with it, though

Person 1: You don't like salads?

Person 2: You dont like em either

Person 1: Oh yea

by Krdesafghyfsrfht June 24, 2021

Salad

n. The vegetable bits between the cheeseburger patty and the bun.

Extra bacon, but hold the salad.

by MrLaheysEnabler October 11, 2021

Salad

Something that can be tossed.

I really like my salad tossed.

by Notreat January 15, 2022

Footlong salad

A sexual thing

Bro, that footlong salad is such a sexual thing.

by Meeef roast March 15, 2024

anus salad

The act of making a salad but instead of using a bowl you use the man's asshole.

Yo that was a killer party last night and that anus salad was a double wide surprise.

by BigDickWizard69 September 23, 2021