purple pinchers

Noah's crabs.

Noah: I've got crabs!
Hannah: Awesome! What type of crabs?
Noah: Purple pinchers!

by myfriendisgettinghermitcrabs November 24, 2023

purple peacock

A middle aged man who screams about things on he finds funny. Can be found only in America

Oh look a purple peacock lets shoot it

by fat chink December 18, 2019

Purple

Slang.

Means cool or awesome.

person 1: "have you watched the movie elf?"
person 2: "yeah its so purple"

by alien_girl December 14, 2024

Purple vortex

When someone named Christian uses his massive ego to swallow up all of the weak peasants in Benghazi.

Woah! That dude just hit those guys with a purple vortex!

by smallPOPA June 6, 2019

Purple Sign

When a document is signed between two people of immense power or cultural significance.

"Joe. I know you're a multibillionaire. This will go good for both of us."
"I know, Donald. This is a Purple Sign moment."

by C L G September 21, 2017

purple faker

purple faker is a stinky purple faker, and annoying and stinky

ew purple faker

by NamlinGuy July 1, 2022

Purple Tree

Slang for Marijuana.

Person 1: yo you got that purple tree?
Person 2: hell yeah bro

by curlyfriesbehittin December 14, 2023