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la pinta

by 5sidebaby March 15, 2025
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J-La

The name J-La is a Black American/ Godbody varient of the name "Jayla" of American, Hebrew, Greek and Sanskirt origin. ... It is traditionally a name given to a girl. Jayla means 'God will protect' in Hebrew. In Sanskrit, it translates to 'victory' and in Greek, it means 'to heal'. In the 5% Nation of Gods and Earths I translates to "Justice Love Allah"
Everyone spelled Jayla the same. Do we decide to be creative and spell it J-La
by Jasmin Plus November 21, 2021
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Ethan de la Cruz

According to legend, Ethan de la Cruz was born on 0 BCE, at the exact moment of Jesus Christ's death. As philosophers have read in ancient texts, he changes his name every 100 years. Out of the 21 names Ethan de la Cruz has had, only 9 of them are known. The recorded names go as followed, each written with the Century he used them in:

1. de la Cruz - 3rd
2. DLC - 4th
3. Intacc - 12th
4. TikTacToe - 14th
5. Turtle Man - 17th
6. FaZe Jarvis - 18th

7. e e - 19th
8. maddie - 20th
9. Ethan de la Cruz - 21st

He is rumored to have shaped the course of human events, through actions such as ending the Roman Empire, influencing the World Wars, reawakening the nation of China, and more. Experts believe that almost all major events in human history can be dated and tracked back to him.

Many researchers speculate how Ethan de la Cruz has managed to stay hidden all this time. Many people have begun looking into the possibility of Polymorphism, the ability to change size, shape, and appearance. Although this is all speculation, it would explain his inconceivable ability to stay hidden throughout all of history.

In the 21st century with the invention of the internet, staying hidden will become an increasingly difficult task. However, if the Polymorphism theory proves to be true, then he could be hiding in plain sight. He could be a pizza delivery man, a middle school student, or even the President of the USA. This being said, be sure to always remember the name:

Ethan de la Cruz
Ethan de la Cruz is here
by TikTacToe November 24, 2021
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LA

handsome, caring, perfect, and dorothy’s husband
by dorxxx June 7, 2021
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las vegas carry-on

putting a condom between your balls and your penis while moving towards you partner
guy 1- so i was just doing a las vegas carry-on and she was screaming for it
guy 2- nice man
by lerumskondom February 24, 2017
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La Beré

Es una pinché chula. Se dice que se encuentra en festivales y conciertos con el mejor vibe de todos, aún así siempre le cae bien a todos. Le encanta tomar dos cervezas y solo dos. Cuidado con no caerle bien, suelta vergazos. Tiene bonitos dientes también, y muerde con ellos.
“La Beré acaba de llegar, habrán campo!!”

“¿Quien es La Beré?”

“Wei solo cuida vista, sabrás quien es cuando te encandile su belleza”

“WEII ESTOY CIEGO PORQUE ES TAN HERMOSA ESTA PINCHÉ MUJER”

“Te lo dije, cabron”
by nosabonosabo May 25, 2022
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Las

The one and only.
The man, the myth, the legend.
There are a lot of rumors about him.
Some say he's a saiyan sent from planet Vegeta to dominate our world.
Some say he's from an ancient country called Kurdistan.
Some even say that he's just some normal ass dude from Berlin but no one knows where he truly came from and what his goal is.
All we know is that Las is not normal.
Las is Las.
"Have you heard of Las?"
"Oh you mean Lars?"
"No, Las without an R."
"Oh yeah of course, massive legend."
by Lasigo November 21, 2021
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