Light Work

The prem for City

These prem teams are light work for Manchester City.

by RitualPear14 March 02, 2021

Victorian lighting

Antiquated sex toys, often powered by things such as candlelight

That broad's sex toys are so crusty, they're Victorian lighting

by BeatleBabe007 October 18, 2024

lighting puss

When you have sex so fast the vagina lips get friction blisters.

Tony was stroking so fast during sex he made Kirstie get lighting puss.

by Mr. Nuts. Deeez nuts January 08, 2018

you turn me on like a light switch

something something and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and aroooouuuund

"you turn me on like a light switch"

-Charlie pussy

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 08, 2024

Hittin lights

Taking the light that turns green as you approach an intersection.

Why’d you turn left? We need to go straight!
I’m just hittin lights cuh, quit being a square

by JasonW316 September 03, 2023

Unhealthy Internet User that Does Not Belong with Lights Off (aka a loff)

Someone who needs to touch some grass.

Person: hey did you see that Unhealthy Internet User that Does Not Belong with Lights Off (aka a loff)
Other person: yeah they should go outside and go for a walk

by Stupid Af June 29, 2021

the lights are too bright

used when a sports person at an elite level is intimidated by the situation (finals, quarterfinals, semifinals, etc.) and hence puts in a bad performance, a disasterclass.

this sportsperson usually looks like the real deal at stages of the competition when the expectation to perform isn’t as strong, like the first few weeks of the league season

can also be used to describe the most elite levels in sports (Champions League knockout stages, World Cup, Qualifying for any Grand Prix, etc)

- “0 goals, 0 assists, 0 key passes and went of with an injury. I’m afraid the lights are too bright for Kevin de Bruyne”
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by bestintheworldatwhatido March 17, 2024