Kentucky Gangbang

When a group of people gather around the outside of the Kentucky Derby and stick carrots up their butts and have the horses eat the carrots while they fuck each other

Daug did you get your tickets to the Kentucky gangbang?

Yeah daug I’m all lubed up and got my bag of carrots.

Nice bro! don’t forget your mint julep

by MK Ultra XVI April 13, 2024

Kentucky Cocktail

A bourbon and cola.

After this beer I'll move on the Kentucky Cocktails.

by R. P. P. Shakespeare May 2, 2024

Kentucky pedicure

The most selfless of all toe jobs, a Kentucky pedicure is when one shaves or pops all dead skin and or blisters on their partner’s foot with one or more of their remaining teeth.

After a long muggy day of walking in my fancy heels, I stuck my busted feet in my cousin’s face and that sum’bitch gave me a Kentucky pedicure!

by Smelissa Lockfart May 4, 2024

kentucky hot brown

letting a turd log bake in the sun until it’s hardened then sandwiching it between two pieces of sourdough, smothering in gravy and consuming it

I’d like to serve my dad a kentucky hot brown!

by kentuckyhotbrownfan69 May 5, 2024

Kentucky surfing

When you ride on top of your car with it idling in gear. Preferably in a Square body Chevy or old Ford hi boy

"Me and Jethro went Kentucky surfing and went through a case of nattys "

by Philbert 88 May 20, 2024

Kentucky moonshine

When a country music video has a lot of semi naked women showing their buttocks like in rap music videos.

" have you seen the new Lonestar music video, its a Kentucky moonshine! "

by dxfd March 7, 2024

Kentucky Musket

When you soak a tampon in your choice of liquor and have a male friend ram it up your ass.

I was feeling a little down today so I decided to Kentucky Musket some gin with Brad.

by Sneakirafiki July 7, 2022