This is the odd, somewhat inhumane walk that people wearing Jordans do when they have purchased themselves a brand-new pair, in hopes of not creasing them, so that they can show off to their peers.
Richard: What is that guy doing over there? Why is he walking so funny?
Mortimer: I believe that gentleman is doing the Jordan walk.
Richard: Good heavens!
Mortimer: I believe that gentleman is doing the Jordan walk.
Richard: Good heavens!
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Joe Rogan: Jordan, did you shit in the sink?
Jordan Peterson: You're going to have to define "sink" and what exactly it means to "shit".
Ben Shapiro: A sink is a a fixed basin with a water supply and a drain. "Shit" is an English-language profanity. As a noun, it refers to fecal matter, and as a verb it means to defecate; in the plural, it means diarrhea.
Jordan Peterson: So by your logic, even a toilet is a sink?
Joe Rogan: Fuck you, Jordan.
Jordan Peterson: You're going to have to define "sink" and what exactly it means to "shit".
Ben Shapiro: A sink is a a fixed basin with a water supply and a drain. "Shit" is an English-language profanity. As a noun, it refers to fecal matter, and as a verb it means to defecate; in the plural, it means diarrhea.
Jordan Peterson: So by your logic, even a toilet is a sink?
Joe Rogan: Fuck you, Jordan.
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Jordan is a person you never want to let go of ever. She is sweet and kind but is also the type of person to need space (which is ok). She has room in her heart for a lot of people, sometimes the wrong people, but also blocks out the bad in the world.<3
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first off, one simply falls under her spell and it's off to dreamland you go. there the oxygen intake stops entirely within seconds. there the mind, and the dreams starts to freestyle. such as "maybe i may actually have a shot at her" or "i'd wrap my arms tightly around her like we were at a coldplay concert" or "if we walked to b. patisserie, i'd have the chocolate kouign amman to and she'd have the one with berries".
but after five minutes of this, your lungs start to remind you if you ever need another fix of JODI'S beauty ever again, then foo' you need to breath!!!
first off, one simply falls under her spell and it's off to dreamland you go. there the oxygen intake stops entirely within seconds. there the mind, and the dreams starts to freestyle. such as "maybe i may actually have a shot at her" or "i'd wrap my arms tightly around her like we were at a coldplay concert" or "if we walked to b. patisserie, i'd have the chocolate kouign amman to and she'd have the one with berries".
but after five minutes of this, your lungs start to remind you if you ever need another fix of JODI'S beauty ever again, then foo' you need to breath!!!
Leo: bro, you okay? you weren't breathing!
Les: well.., JODI walked by earlier so my JODIAPNEA must have kicked in so at this point i'm lucky just to be a...
Leo: foo'... shut the hell up and gimme mo' uh dat beef jerky $h!+ you got.
Les: well.., JODI walked by earlier so my JODIAPNEA must have kicked in so at this point i'm lucky just to be a...
Leo: foo'... shut the hell up and gimme mo' uh dat beef jerky $h!+ you got.
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Get the Jordanation mug.a French politician (born 13 Sept 1995), the handsome, charismatic, and dashing president of the right-wing National Rally. His views are controversial and can spark debate among the French. Liked and disliked by them, he is very popular because he speaks his mind.
He devotes so much time to politics that he doesn't have much time to spend with his parents. When he does, he can't put his phone down.
He also exaggerated and airbrushed his credentials and past to make himself look acceptable among France's right.
Because of his popularity, attractivness, and charisma, many fanfictions (RPF) have been written about him.
He devotes so much time to politics that he doesn't have much time to spend with his parents. When he does, he can't put his phone down.
He also exaggerated and airbrushed his credentials and past to make himself look acceptable among France's right.
Because of his popularity, attractivness, and charisma, many fanfictions (RPF) have been written about him.
I don't agree with Jordan Bardella's views, or how he changed his past. But man he is one handsome man that I dream and think of him a lot...
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