Happens most likely when you're sleeping on a couch and a cat sits in your lap and warms up your crouch. Thus later on when you wake up your cock'n balls are immersed in sweat and have been incubating the foulest bacteria.
I passed out on your couch and your cat gave me Musty Jacobs disease!
I gotta take a shower man, i woke up with some serious musty jacobs disease!
Watch out for that cat its gonna give you musty jacobs disease.
Man i can smell your f**n musty jacobs from hear.
She wasn't stoked on the bad case of musty jacobs disease i had.
Had to burn my boxers. Damn cat gave me musty jacobs disease.
I gotta take a shower man, i woke up with some serious musty jacobs disease!
Watch out for that cat its gonna give you musty jacobs disease.
Man i can smell your f**n musty jacobs from hear.
She wasn't stoked on the bad case of musty jacobs disease i had.
Had to burn my boxers. Damn cat gave me musty jacobs disease.
by Custer dude January 07, 2020
super fly super kind man that will stand up for his sweet ass wife all of them have a big penis with good muscles
by yeatheboys June 05, 2017
You have to send nudes to people named Robert and/or Jacob if they ask. Its celebrated world wide everyday.
by THATONEGUY4266 April 03, 2024
The name/act of a reinhardt player missing his earth shatter, either by hitting a wall, barrier or no one.
Bro I was playing Overwatch with Adam last night and he total threw the match with his Jacob Shatter
by ChildSafety September 15, 2022
jacob being so oblivious while raylin is OBVIOUSLY confessing her love (L jacob)
jacob always giving raylin gifts when he knows that raylin cant give any back..
raylin and jacob ALWAYS hugging in the hallways, you will never see them not hugging (bella and jose could never)
when chloe brings up jacob in a conversation raylin blushes (well if its visible)
THEY ARE JUST SO CUTE
jacob always giving raylin gifts when he knows that raylin cant give any back..
raylin and jacob ALWAYS hugging in the hallways, you will never see them not hugging (bella and jose could never)
when chloe brings up jacob in a conversation raylin blushes (well if its visible)
THEY ARE JUST SO CUTE
by cupidfantasy March 24, 2023
Dude lay down the bologne sandwiches, dont be a Jacob vilhelm, your gonna get gyno.
gym bro: woow dude!! those are sum serious gyno problems. you got a whole Jacob Vilhelm on you.
gym bro: woow dude!! those are sum serious gyno problems. you got a whole Jacob Vilhelm on you.
by Øsku dølgur September 17, 2021
A dude that gets mad if nothing goes his way. Flexes way to hard about his phone wraps and his blazer and speaks in a sus tone way to his friends and cringes them out Everytime
by Ueiehfiekeb October 25, 2020