An Alabama mud snake, like it’s shorter, smaller cousin, the mud snake, is brown, usually, in color, It can also be mustard yellow, green, or red, and black, if it is ill… The Alabama mud snake, is the larger, and more aggressive version, of your typical mud snake. Usually spanning from 13, to 16 inches long, it can be as big around as a dollar bill, join the end to end, Though there have been incidents reported where an Alabama mud snake was found to be anywhere from 10, to 15 inches around. Reports on this, however, are dubious, at best, and are better ignored, then to be believed. Being of the Anguis genus, Latin name Sternus Anguis, It belongs to the same branch of month snakes as the German mud Python, the Taiwanese mud snake, the Japanese mud snake, and your garden variety mud snake. It is not, however, at all related to the mud viper, or mud rattler, as is commonly misconceived. Indications that you were dealing with an Alabama mud snake are, again, it being anywhere from 13 to 15 inches long, anywhere from eight, to 10 inches in diameter, as well as a ceiling it’s victim with a rather pungent odor or. Common methods of disposal are as follows; Do not, under any circumstances, attempt to flush the snake. It will put up a fight, and cause you and your loved ones on ending misery, for at least 15 to 30 minutes. Instead, kill it with a plunger handle, dismember it with said plunger, then safely dispose of it in single ply grocery bags, in your neighbors trashcan.
Thank God we managed to kill that Alabama mud snake, now let’s go ahead and follow the protocols and dump it in Cletus’s trashcan next door!
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How much?
$15.
Damn what a waste of$15.
Look at those 2 mud-ducks waiting for someone to pull over.
You can't trust mud-ducks. They are scandalous and sneaky.
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When you are taking a dump and your blood is boiling so much that you need to strip to bring your core temperature down to save you from passing out and causing undue embarrassment.
Max: “Jack what are you doing? Put your clothes back on while you are taking a shit!”
Jack: “I can’t help it. I’m so hot and sweaty that I feel like I’m gonna pass out.
Max: “At least close the door if your gonna dump a Mud in the Nud!”
Jack: “I can’t help it. I’m so hot and sweaty that I feel like I’m gonna pass out.
Max: “At least close the door if your gonna dump a Mud in the Nud!”
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