tree twerkin

The act of twerking on a tree. You can do it with your feet on the tree, or you could just twerk on it. It's a fun thing to do with friends or just by yourself.
Please don't twerk on other people's trees. That is their twerking tree. How would you feel if you looked out the window and saw someone twerking on your tree? It's not nice. Find you own tree and twerk on it. #TreeTwerkin

Person 1: "I posted a picture of me tree twerkin on Instagram and put #TreeTwerkin and got a ton of likes!"
Person 2: "Well duh! Everyone loves tree twerkin!"

by BeastER Person😂😘 June 22, 2016

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Tree

leaf your way through the door
I'm still standing
What a re-leaf
Looks like some barked up the wrong tree

One two tree

by What is life? November 23, 2021

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oak tree

A tree under the maple category.

Thats a tall oak tree!

by handle123lincoln May 13, 2024

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Christmas Tree

a tree, most are fake but the rare few humans can find a good quality one in a tree farm. Santie Clause puts gifts underneath the tree after you decorate it with bells, ribbons, ornaments etc. Santie Clause leaves after breaking and entering while you sleep. In the morning you go and open the gifts that Santie Clause(AKA- your legal guardian and other family members) put their and are either real disappointed or real happy.

“Bro santie clause definitely left me a phone under the Christmas tree this year!”

by imavocabularist January 14, 2020

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Licking a tree and expecting syrup

Licking a tree and expecting syrup is a saying that means putting in a very little amount of work and effort but expecting the fruit of your labour to be much greater than.

"I listened to my girlfriend talk about her day, so now she'll have to let me do anal."

"You are licking a tree and expecting syrup, man."

by penisshakes March 29, 2021

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