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Joe Blanke Half

A full beer that is poured after the request or stated they only want a half of a beer.

Generally used as a means to increase the length of good times and to further inebriate the recipient.
Hey, barkeep, can I have a half of a beer?

Sure, here’s a Joe Blanke Half *hands customer a full beer*

Jesus Christ and a half 

Sometimes saying Jesus Christ just isn't enough...
Guy #1: Homie... you got a buck or two I can borrow?

Guy #2: Jesus Christ and a half, Carlo! How many times do I have to fucking tell you? I'm done lending you prostitute money.

camp half blood 

The camp that all half bloods go to when there ready such as percy jackson and annabeth chase goes to
percy's camp is camp half blood
camp half blood by nickvick7 June 30, 2011

First and a half Base 

Under the shirt, bra still on. Often followed by a slap to the face and a lonely night of masturbation.
She had such a nice rack, but I only got to first and a half base, so I had to spend the rest of the night with me and my monkey.

Better half 

Me: What's wrong, dude?
You: I'm having some issues with my better half.
Better half by jesssssssick.aaa. December 28, 2009
v. to assume 50% of the responsibility for an act and its consequences, the other 50% of same falling on the person with whom the act was perpetrated.
Let's go half on a baby.
go half by redgyul March 2, 2005