Having a Doog Day

Not a good day, its a "Doog day." Meaning the day is strange in a way that you haven't decided you feel about.

I'm having a Doog day.

by my.pseudonym.is.this July 8, 2022

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I have to turn up my headphones at full volume

What you say when you listen to the most quietest song ever.

*most quietest song ever plays on an iPod"
Diaima Ajsmfhfnfbrgifrbg:I have to turn up my headphones at full volume because this song is so quiet

by thecharacterwannie July 11, 2022

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have a light

offering someone a cigarette/to smoke

ay mate d'ya wanna have a light?

by we're gay July 13, 2022

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Hard to give a shit when you have to take one

The unignorable barely containable urge to take a crap.

For example: You and your mother hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down as you see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road.

For example: You and your mother are hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down and in the same instant see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her (in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road). This would be a case of it being hard to give a shit when you have to take one.

by RyDawg2000 August 5, 2022

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