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Gooning session 

Gooning session is simply a session of Gooning. Gooning is like edging, where you get as close to ”the point of no return” as possible when masturbating.
Yo bro, I’m gonna go for a Gooning session in a bit. Would you be down to goon with me and then maybe we could fuck each other so hard that we won’t be able to walk after?
Gooning session by HornyGirlHere January 7, 2025
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Gee that guys a total gooner” Person 1
“Yea that’s just Carlos, the world record gooner” Person 2
Gooner by ItsCookz January 9, 2025
Gooning at a level that is so beyond others’ comprehension that it could be considered insane

Gooning + Lunacy
“Yo, bro, I was edging for hours last night.” - Marshall

Dawg, that’s absolute goonacy.” - Mark
goonacy by Goonerdine January 10, 2025

Gooning Day 

On January 13th, 2025 it is marked that it is Gooning Day and everyone shall goon once on this day per year.
"Yo bro it's Gooning Day, go goon!"
Gooning Day by psa1msss January 13, 2025

Goontrix 

When you leave your Morning VR goggles on too long and goon out to the point you forget reality and only live to goon.
My friend Tony got VR goggles a month ago and we haven't seen him since, I think he is stuck in the Goontrix.
Goontrix by Wizard of Goon January 14, 2025
Group of people that will do whatever they can to keep people up at night.
Last night at the sleepover I got woken up by the blue pants and the goons
Goons by Fat Perez January 14, 2025