salty fans live in the past

an annoying phrase invented by my friend abhi

Jimmy: "Hey Abhi, remember the Minnesota Miracle?"
Abhi: "Salty fans live in the past, Jimmy."

by michaelcarterwilliams_ May 29, 2020

Shit hit the fan

"When the shit hits the fan" is the vulgar and more satisfying term for a situation that suddenly gets messy. It gives you an idea of just how messy a situation by comparing it to being in a small room when a handful of loose feces are launched into the spinning fan blades.

1: When that silly old bitch pranged John's prized Mercedes in the parking lot and then tried to take off, shit really hit the fan. I though he was gonna kill her.

2: Where's our fucking money?! You better have it, or the shit is gonna hit the fan, believe you me!!

3: I lost everything back in 2008 when the shit hit the fan. Just like a lot of people.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 February 26, 2020

Fan

Someone who watches your every move; they block you but continue to watch you from they friend account lmaooo fan

Bitch you’re a FAN

by Jaanaaaai March 13, 2020

Fanning Doors

When an inexperienced firefighter has to open every compartment door on a firetruck to locate a specific tool.

There goes BIll fanning doors again to find the hose stretcher.

by Fire Marshal Billy March 18, 2020

Fan-fucking

To be in the absolute best possible state. Often used to refer to a person mood or well-being.

Person 1: I'm pretty good today. How are you?
Person 2 : I'm absolutely fan-fucking!

by Zekey6 March 22, 2020

fan

when ur a fan of amina vitlic, you’re so obsessed with her you can’t stop talking bout her and all you do is make fun of her but deep down you wish you were her fine ass🤩🤩🤩🤩

“you’re such a fan lmfaooo”

by uhmeanuhclub June 7, 2020

Nasty ass fan fiction

Some shit u write when ur bored. Issa quarantine thing,,, iykyk

I’m kinda a hippocrate but eh whatever

Ex.:
I backed up against the wall submissively like a shamed child, like a flimsy folder of paper. Shuichi suddenly grasped my neck and whispered in my ear, “like that, Kokichi? Well, your body’s in for a real treat tonight. Come with me, sweetheart.” He took my hand in his, and off we went- wherever he was taking me.

Me: I wrote a nasty ass fan fiction if u wanna read it :D
dude I be talkin to: tf no bitch

by thiccycheese June 18, 2020