Facestraction 

When you go on the internet to do something else, but get distracted by Facebook and forget what you really wanted to do.

Also: Facestracted, Facestract, Facestractedness, non-facestracted, Facestractedly.

Facestraction feys-strak-shuhn: He went onto the Internet to look something up, but was Facestracted and forgot what he wanted to look up.

Facestraction by Fast5iveEddie August 22, 2012

FaceSexting 

Cyber-sex via Facebook chat

Justine wasted most of her day at work FaceSexting with an ex, rather than QA any bills.

FaceSexting by TrueOkapi February 5, 2013

Faceslap 

A subtweet, but on facebook. A facebook post that speaks of someone without saying a name or tagging them. It is usually used passive-aggressively.

I'm pretty sure that girl faceslapped me yesterday. She's mad that I didn't ask her out.

Faceslap by AnonPorsche August 28, 2013

facespacing 

The act of invading someone's personal space in order to spy on their Facebook page.

You: Holy shit, will you quit hovering over my shoulder?
Obnoxious friend: Hang on, go back. Who is that chick?
You: That's my mom. Stop facespacing me, seriously.

facespacing by Visari01 August 20, 2013

fake blem 

The act of trying to blem without a cigarette or a joint, but pretending to satisfy your cravings.

Yeah bruv he was fake blemmin da junkie

fake blem by Analrupturer October 18, 2013

fajestic 

Unnecessarily cheesy stuff that gives you goose bumps. Also could be interpreted as 'fabulous majestic'.

Wow, when that American Bald Eagle flew across the sky with the fireworks in the background and the racially diverse children's choir sang 'Heal The World'...that was fajestic!

fajestic by whats-dat November 11, 2013

fake boyfriend syndrome 

When you feel like your boyfriend doesn't really exist because you're in a long distance relationship and you forget what they sound like/look like

I wonder what my boyfriend's doing right now.. oh wait.. Do I have a boyfriend? I must have fake boyfriend syndrome.

fake boyfriend syndrome by honoura November 22, 2013