Emily

I am Emily,

I got the crazy everybody wants.

I am kind sweet understanding wise a big dummy assface and with a heart bigger than my facehole

With some steely kahoonas and even more sarcasm than a monkey throwing his balls of shit at you.

You might love me but you will be amazed by how much I love!
I will help anyone, even if you refuse me help
I am a lover, a talented and blunt speciality of constructive criticism and an asshole two boots!

I am always ready to learn new things always willing to be a comical reminder that no one is perfect
I know how unique and wonderful I am
So many people love me so much in words

But beat me up degrade me and tell many heartbreaking lies about me
even so
I am humble and thankful!

lost in struggles, sad and confused! But no worries
I spread positivity because as a blinding light of faith; I am a burning mass of reality and unconditional love

I receive some cruel, unusual and ugly treatment that makes me want to disappear, supports no solid ground to place a foundation on for stability or support 🤬

I FEEL LOVED!
The absolutely amazing person I am is exactly who I was born to be!

I love everyone, I thank you all for the kind thoughts and compliments of wonderful intent and caring!
Always remember no one person can be the wonderful people we are as a whole community

Everyone is Beautiful

except for

the ways we take two faces off one holeass to call it a compliment

Emily, your an asshole! But what a sweet asshole you are! 🥴

by God-ass November 15, 2022

Emily

A girl who you can't help but love her her eyes are very beautiful one look in to here eyes your under her spell she the type of girl that will accept you who you are and wake up early to tell you she loves you

Derek omg is that Emily

Nick yes I best thing ever

Derek lucky

by Thatgreentiger06 June 21, 2022

Emily Brownley

Once in human history there will be a person born of pure perfection, Emily Brownley is the pure form of perfection. From her personality and looks everyone agrees that she is by far the greatest
Jesus fucking Christ Emily Brownley is the greatest

Jesus fucking Christ Emily Brownley is the greatest

I can’t take my eyes off Emily Brownley

At first I thought it was an angel but now I realise it’s Emily Brownley which is 10 times better

by User62753872537 January 29, 2021

emily

wow, em play among us!!!!!! :O

emily: to be short, cool, and obsessed with among us.

example: that's so emily.

by samaramonkey April 15, 2021

pulling an emily

From the TV series Criminal Minds, “pulling an emily” means faking your death and coming back after an amount of time. This is because in season 7, Emily Prentiss faked her death because of the danger she was in because of Ian Doyle. She came back after the danger had passed. While the TV show had her fake her death because of danger, the context this is used in is usually just a way to get out of relationships or embarrassing situations.

“I’m boutta pull an Emily if he does that again.”
“She’s pulling an Emily!”

by sassyaunt December 3, 2020

emily woods

A girl with 86 million roles and is going out with Josh although Josh is forced into this spooky relationship. Although Josh does like the roles she has and once he gave her a rimjob and Josh almost died but he dodged it and killed her.

Yo that gal is such an Emily Woods dayum!

by XxNEGR0SL4Y3RxX December 28, 2018

emilie Campbell

Emilie Campbell is a shy girl who loves dogs. She loves caring for people and is normally the mother of the group and loves to watch anime.
She normally has stuff going on at home but never lets it show.
She is the most mature and childish person ever.

She is fun and is a great friend to have.

"Hey who's that in the corner "
"Oh that's Emilie Campbell "

by LittleWerdio May 22, 2021