emily armstrong

GOURGEOUS AF SINGER (aka my wife)

"i love emily armstrong"

by lozstuch.lol January 29, 2025

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Emily

Emily is the most wonderful girl to ever exist. Although you might think she's a bit of a pleb and she's shy and doesn't yap alot, once you get to know her and she's comfortable with you she's never gonna stop yappin. Emily has the most beautiful eyes the cuttest smile and the most addictive laugh ever

Im in love with her and one day we gon get married

-Alex

Alex- i love Emily
Emily- i love Alex
*gets married

by No.1emilover February 17, 2025

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emily calladine

a sexy broad. has a fat ass that I LOVE to eat and suck on. when she puts her toes in my mouth life feels great again. sometimes her pubes are long and almost choke me out but i kinda like being strangled by her long luscious vagina hair. the best part of my day is coming home and peaking out from under her bed as she beats the shit out of bella. i end up coming out at night and lick every inch of her asshole. emily is the love of my life (even tho she is asleep for most of our amazing times together)

person 1: have you ever sucked a brown starfish?

person 2: no?

person 1: try emily calladines

by mickeydickens March 17, 2025

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Emily

Emily is a person who sees themselves as industrious but is a clinically insane person.

Emily wants to set up this party extravagantly but there were no chips

by Tegotrick March 22, 2025

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Emily Morgan

Nickname for a horrible lacrosse player also known as a flopper or a wuss
For example:
- if you fall to the ground and cry for no reason during a lacrosse game then u are Emily Morgan.

- if every team that plays you does not like you then you must be Emily Morgan
- If you have no friends and cuss people out then you are Emily Morgan.

Lax player 1: “look there is Emily Morgan”
Lax player 2: “what a wuss”
Lax player 3: “I get second hand embarrassment from Emily Morgan”

by 337799 June 8, 2024

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