Donkey Dog

A form of Chocolate Hotdog where the last bit of crap fall next to the Bottom of the Toilet Bowl.
This can happen on purpose or by accident but whoever pulls their pants down on the toilet will get crap on their pants.
They then sit on their office chair and stain that too.
Frequently used by disgruntled employee's.

I got Donkey Dogged

by Donkeydog1973 September 28, 2023

Donkey Eating Figs

A term used to describe a unbelievably funny moment that would cause you to die from laughing.

Man 1: *tells a hilarious joke*
Man 2: HAHAHAHA Donkey Eating Figs bro
Man 1: *Fucking dies*

by Cryphippus December 27, 2024

Donkey fever

Verb tense: When, in the course of a poker game, betting and raising reaches a fever pitch. All rational thought among poker players ceases to exist and 7♧4♧ becomes a Premium hand. Drugs, alcohol and monkey-tilt create an atmosphere of sick action i.e. donkey fever.

At 3am, 4 or 5 players were all-in every hand, it was pure Donkey Fever

by Don Key IIII September 28, 2020

Donkey orgy sleepover

A sleepover party involving violent mass intercourse where participants are dressed as donkeys.

Toryn had a great time at the donkey orgy sleepover

by EEAAWW December 3, 2021

donkey dick

What you call someone if their name starts with I

omg that guy's name is Ibrahim|
no it's donkey dick

by Scimmylolzies123 May 2, 2023

Donkey

A partisan Democrat with severe ignorance and an overinflated sense of confidence

“This donkey thinks coyotes are actually animals that illegal aliens ride in on”

by npcOtter October 24, 2020

Donkey

1. The animal that can kick you in the ball really hard
2. The word that your mom uses as a PG word

(When you're in the car and your mum gets mad)
Mom: Fuck you, ya asshole
You: Mom, could you please use some better language. You're in front of a kid.
Mom: Ok, how 'bout I use some better words like: Sex you, you donkey hole. They're all synonyms, ya piece of shit.
You: (leaves the chat)
Mom:

by IFuckedYOurMOom February 10, 2020