Lead Dick

A very hard boner.

Tom: James control your lead dick! That's the third pair of pants you ripped today.
James: I know, if only they had a pill to do the opposite of Viagra.

by 900000000000000 February 24, 2009

Dick Food

Something with no value other than stimulation, or "food" for your dick.

Baywatch was thin on plot, but it was great Dick Food.

by Sirencio February 17, 2012

Wild Dicks

A flock of dicks that have no rules, float free, and are typically found in open fields wet, swampy areas. They can only be caught with two master-balls. Once caught, use a hydropump to suck out the valuable juice within.

Hey Lauren! Let's go dick hunting! There is a field where I know a bunch of wild dicks float.

by Wicked Willow May 14, 2011

raspberry dick

When you blow on a penis or testical area such as making a fart sound just like you would do to someone's belly.

I gave Tye a raspberry dick today. dick farting

by cum slut March 13, 2016

dick wonger

1. a male that craves rather large dicks
2. a male that act like he has a big dick but but infact he as no dick or balls

man 1 : that trev is a right dick wonger
man 2 : i know yeah , his wife told me he had no balls

by smellybanana September 21, 2006

dicked in the head

to get the shaft, the short end of the stick, royally screwed, unfairly treated, etc.

Man, I got dicked in the head by that cop!

by Steve Neptun July 11, 2005

kkk dick

Someone who has a kkk dick is not a racist in the heart but in his dick.
Therefore he only likes to fuck women of his own race but respects everyone equally.

-What's the deal with John, is he a racist?
-Nah man, he just has that kkk dick. He only fucks white bitches.

by mpampishak August 1, 2015