pillsbury cracker 

a white person

"That pillsbury cracker needs to get a tan."

pillsbury cracker by madi2rare February 24, 2024

Dirty cracker

When a man randomly grabs someone off the sidewalk, drags them into an alley and gives them a muddy Sanchez after tea bagging them then he proceeds to viciously rape them before setting them free

I just gave someone a dirty cracker there face turned white!!!!

Dirty cracker by Penule April 10, 2024

Rice cracker 

An person of Asian decent, that is ridiculously white.

"Hey look at Lu Kim, drinking a pumpkin spice latte. He's such a rice cracker."

Rice cracker by Slopeface November 5, 2024

Backhoe Cracker 

A white boy who operates heavy equipment

Uncle Jett's a backhoe cracker.

Backhoe Cracker by Notabackhoecracker November 22, 2024

Human cracker 

Opposite of an animal cracker. A cracker shaped as a human.

"Hey bro would you like to eat a human cracker?"
"Sure! I was feeling a bit snackish"

Human cracker by OpaGramps May 22, 2024

Gay cracker barrel 

Cracker barrel is going gay, weve lost it.

“Yk, maybe it is time for gay cracker barrel”

Gay cracker barrel by Skippytoilet June 24, 2024

Burnt cracker 

A black person who is racist towards other black people, favoring the side of the white racist.

Gawd damb Uncle Ruckus* really is one burnt cracker! *<=(Boondocks saints)

Burnt cracker by Youdontseeus July 10, 2024