A brother is someone who constantly beat you up, break your dreams, supresses you, make you look bad in front of your patents, eat your candy, snitch to your parents and wake you up with a knife one inch from your head!
Still (it appears) your parents say that it's your brother and you should love each other unconditionally. If you're home alone with your brother for a day or two, i wouldn't wonder if you newer woke up again, or woke up with a pillow presses to your face.
But on the other hand, if you where the only child in the house, you would probably suffer from diabetes...
Still (it appears) your parents say that it's your brother and you should love each other unconditionally. If you're home alone with your brother for a day or two, i wouldn't wonder if you newer woke up again, or woke up with a pillow presses to your face.
But on the other hand, if you where the only child in the house, you would probably suffer from diabetes...
Me: "My back hurt and i don't believe in myself"
Friend: "I'd hate to have a brother"
The most anxious, depressed and unpopular guy at school: "I have 3"
Friend: "I'd hate to have a brother"
The most anxious, depressed and unpopular guy at school: "I have 3"
by Jimmy Jackson Potter November 6, 2019
Get the Brothermug. 
Get the co-brother-in-lawmug. The Jonas Brothers are one of the best bands ever. There are three members: Nick Jonas, Joe Jonas, and Kevin Jonas.
Sister: Omg I am such a Kevin girl!
Me, the gay one: Omg Joe is so hot.
Both of us: The Jonas Brothers are everything!
Me, the gay one: Omg Joe is so hot.
Both of us: The Jonas Brothers are everything!
by bigjoncleetus June 9, 2020
Get the Jonas Brothersmug. by Jacksonornot November 23, 2024
Get the Brother Jumpermug. MewGulf(a ship): We're brothers who love each other very much.
Waanjais(the fandom): *confused smile* *Are we clowns?*
Waanjais(the fandom): *confused smile* *Are we clowns?*
by passtheice September 27, 2020
Get the Brothermug. 