Even more severe English muffin top, where there is so much flab that it is impossible for the woman to look at her vagina and in more severe cases (if that's possible) it can even prevent sex. It is often said that if you hug a woman with an American muffin top she will always love you.
Bill: Hey, you see that girl with a muffin top.
Ben: American muffin top, yes
Bill Yeah, I heard that Jack hugged her!
Ben So that's why I see them snogging over there
Bill:... *stares with mouth open*
Ben: American muffin top, yes
Bill Yeah, I heard that Jack hugged her!
Ben So that's why I see them snogging over there
Bill:... *stares with mouth open*
by Mumble October 13, 2012
Get the American Muffin Topmug. First, get yourself some really dry skin on your head… like, really dandruff the fuck out of it. Don’t wash, or wash too much: whatever does it for you.
Next: find a female (sorry, this requires a female).
Next step: go down on her.
What you do down there really doesn’t matter. Go ahead and suck, lick, tease; bite if that’s her thing. What’s important is to ensure as much of that old, dead, flaky head skin ALL OVER her mound, thus transforming it into a snow-topped mountain.
Next: find a female (sorry, this requires a female).
Next step: go down on her.
What you do down there really doesn’t matter. Go ahead and suck, lick, tease; bite if that’s her thing. What’s important is to ensure as much of that old, dead, flaky head skin ALL OVER her mound, thus transforming it into a snow-topped mountain.
Me: Karen, get this…
I didn’t drink for days and I didn’t wash my shampoo out for fucking weeks. I went down on this dirty bint the other day with my psoriasis scalp and fuck me, when I was done, she had the biggest snow-topped mountain I’ve ever made.
Karen: Nice. Nice.
I didn’t drink for days and I didn’t wash my shampoo out for fucking weeks. I went down on this dirty bint the other day with my psoriasis scalp and fuck me, when I was done, she had the biggest snow-topped mountain I’ve ever made.
Karen: Nice. Nice.
by Wow bruh August 20, 2021
Get the Snow-topped mountainmug. An elaborate sexual practice involving three women, two men, a pogo stick, several marijuana cigarettes, a bigfoot costume, and a Marionberry Pie from Shari’s.
Bob: I can’t believe Ed died last week. He was only 23!
Sally: The last thing he told me was he was going to try an Oregon Top Hat.
Sally: The last thing he told me was he was going to try an Oregon Top Hat.
by Kickolaus Nage October 8, 2021
Get the Oregon Top Hatmug. by nuggets_nuggets October 20, 2019
Get the School box topsmug. A top you wear when going to the barbers/hairdressers as you don't want your nice tops filled with hair
by I'm sooo boredOMG July 25, 2017
Get the barber shop topmug. The act of folding the testicles above the shaft for a more aggressive and complex appearance. Alternatively known in Europe as the Irish weather balloon.
After spotting a mountain lion on the hiking trail , I immediately produced a Tallahassee top hat. The wildcat was discouraged and immediately left the area .
by The Brazen Bandit January 18, 2023
Get the Tallahassee top hatmug. That regular at the resturant you work at that makes you feel hot and heavy. Definitely some top-shelf infatuation!
by Geshur J. February 16, 2022
Get the Top-Shelf Infatuationmug.