hoe cake

well, if you look in the real dictionary a hoe cake is a corn meal bread. but now...its a term you use to call someone a hoe but make it cute...hoe(any pastry alive) see:
hoe muffin hoe cookie

carly, you are a hoe cake! but i still love you

by emy b April 29, 2007

Lil' Hoe

The most badass bitch ever. That one girl that is hot as hell and the absolute coolest. Every chick wishes they could be her and every guy wishes they could be with her. Her suitors are lined up around the block just hoping for a chance with her. If you are lucky enough to get a shot, better not blow it cause you'll never get another.

Every man dreamed of being with Kristi, she was Lil' Hoe don't ya know?

by Lil' Hoe February 11, 2019

HOES MAD

HOES MAD: Sum dumb shit an angry bitch came up wit.

Person:Look at that bitch she mad
You: HOES MAD

by HOES MAD June 30, 2019

quiggly hoe

One who does the worm dance move while standing up.

Shanessa is sucha freakin' quiggly hoe!

by Amanda Legweak August 10, 2008

hoe monkey

man whore and a dude who fucks all da women ;)

you hoe monkey

by 60065 July 25, 2011

h2o hoe

A term used in reference to women that are always fucking horny or wet! These bitches stay wet 24/7...365 days a year, otherwise known as Niagra Falls/Tsunami pussy. Also can be used in referring to a woman who has the wettest/sloppiest blow jobs ever!

I got at this h2o hoe last nite, she was "The Best I Ever Had"!!!

Yo this h2o hoe baptized my dick last nite...it was fucking bananas!

by Enrique aka Suave October 9, 2009

Phantom Hoe

A person who swoops in between 12 am and 4 am for a late night sexual encounter and leaves before everyone is awake. This person is only heard not seen.

Dude I heard your phantom hoe creep in last night.

by Chazlee Garcia May 5, 2008