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Failer

A failer is an individual who has mastered the art of failure, elevating the act of not succeeding to a level of unparalleled expertise. This rare breed of person possesses an uncanny ability to turn even the simplest tasks into monumental flops, consistently achieving results opposite to those intended. While others may stumble upon failure accidentally, the failer navigates life with precision, transforming every endeavor into a spectacular fiasco. Their commitment to the craft of falling short is truly commendable, making them the inadvertent pioneers of underachievement.
The cocky dad came downstairs late, only to be third in the school drop-off line for his 10-year-old son, a true failer in the art of morning efficiency; as his son reveled in victory, "So now we see – his hate is greeeaaat."
by The One Forty Group January 9, 2024
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failestine

when you call your bros to fight that kid and still lose
Failestine and the Arabs decided to gang on Israel and lose for the 345342572th time
by Littleantukins January 31, 2024
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Failed cumshot

That one kid in your class that literally everybody hates, even the teacher. Their parents hate them.
Mother : Hey Failed cumshot, did you get an A on your test?
Kid : Where's dad?
Mother : Did you get an A. If you didn't, you have to sleep in the dumpster tonight.
by YourDadLeftU November 28, 2023
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failed project

A slang term meaning a trans person transitioning from female to male or male to female and the transition did not work out resulting in a failed transition/ the person having a combination of guy and girl characteristics but can’t tell which gender they are
Preetha: That girl Sheeba looking different now then when I last saw her in 2019
Jack: Yea she wants to transition to a guy
Preetha: She got the looks of a girl except for her hair being short
Jack: her transition didn’t work since she still has looks of a girl but her hair looks like a guy’s hair style so it’s a failed project.
Preetha: guess her way to hide it is wearing a mask
Jack: yea they do that a lot around here when they don’t look exactly like a guy or girl but a combination of both
Preetha: I understand now
by Mr India!!! (Aka Jack P) March 15, 2024
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failureology

the old definition was "a dumb wormophile that simps for the devourer of gods"
but he changed again again, now he's a simp for the TBOI boss Rainmaker.
he also makes art apparently.
"Failureology is still weird, right?"
"No, not really, but he does like gay ghosts."
by Romanian shark March 20, 2024
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FAILIURE!

When your son get a bad anything that refers to a score, you can call him/her this!

original meme definition by steven he
Son: I got a B in math today

Dad: FAILIURE!
by anonymous April 15, 2024
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