National ‘Fuck Someone From Your Education’ Day

Celebrate april 17th by having sexual intercourse with someone that goes to the same school, universitet etc. as you.

The only limit is that they have to be attractive.

Hello math partner, do you want to have sex?

Yes of course, because it is National ‘Fuck Someone From Your Education’ Day!

by Urbandictionaryqueen123 April 9, 2021

Fuck

Fuck comes from Fornication Under Consent of the King. In the Middle-Ages in England you needed to ask permisson from your king to make children.

Dear Lord and saviour, my King,

Do I, a humble farmer, have ye consent to fornicate and have little babies with me lady?

Sure, why not. Who invented this ridiculous law?!

U did, me sire.

From now on U will just say Fuck, and do it, without my consent.

by KeizerKakkebroek December 30, 2019

Fuck beans

Beans that have been fermenting in the male buttocks for an extensive amount of time.

Yo bro can I have your fuck beans

by Beanboi123 March 12, 2019

Fuck

Literally the comeback the average drooling six year-old has because their dumb ass pea sized brain can't comprehend any actual good comeback, not to mention they watched and listened to their parents say it and when they think they have an actual chance against some teenager on crack in an argument they end up crying themselves to sleep for three months straight because the drunk ass teen said that his father traded the child for a pack of cigarettes then died of stage five lung cancer (look below)

child: fuck you
teen on crack:oh child, your dad traded you for a pack of cigarettes then proceeded to die of stage five lung cancer
child:*cry's himself to sleep for the next three months straight*

by Shadow_man January 24, 2023

Dijeri-fuck

When you Implant your penis inside a traditional authentic Australian dijierido while female (male is a faggot) counterpart slurps/plays on the other end.

Good day mate I hear dat pamula is a right good dijeri-fucker.

by Digger faggot September 14, 2016

Down to fuck

hun are 5 or 6 if you are then dont worry about it live life untill find out what it means bye

but if you aint and you dont know what down to fuck means then you are too innocent god

by Justcallmesweetheart August 2, 2022

fucking ninja

Like a fucking ninja is when you escape from a place or thing or situation or person without being detected.

"And while she turned around to see where the noise came from, I jumped up and escaped through the vents. Like a fucking ninja

by dick lick👅 December 7, 2017