When your sense of temperature is completely messed up because your body got used to it being much hotter/colder compared to your hometown, often spotted by people who dress unseasonably regularly.
After going away to college in cold ass Michigan, Johnny was completely temperature fucked when he moved back home as he was wearing shorts in low 50 degree weather and never wearing a coat unless it was below freezing
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Crystal is a true born-and-bred Alabama girl. Although she lives in sunny California, she can't wait for Christmas vacations to visit her Deep South male cousins. All of them look forward to their turkey, ham, mashed potatoes, gravy, stuffing, and cranberry sauce, with plenty of moonshine and Banjo music. But the real main event is some deep-throated cousin fucking. Crystal actually hates gangbangs unless it involves all her favorite cousins.
"Thanks for inviting me on this road trip. Where we goin', playa'?"
"Alabama. I got family there."
"Do you have any hot, attractive cousins?"
"Hell yeah. How did you know that one? How about you?"
"You told me once. As a matter of fact, I have fam in Alabama too. All female cousins."
"That sounds terrific. Know what I'm thinking, bruh?"
"Of course, I know it. Let's do it, man."
"Let's do some cousin fucking"
"Just to be clear though. You fuck your cousin, and I do mine. Okay? We stay in our respective lanes."
"No problem, bro. Your cousin belongs to you and is off limits to me."
( fist bumps. Both boys singing "Sweet Home Alabama")
"What does that street sign say?"
"A.I.C.F. 5 miles."
"What does A.I.C.F. mean?"
"Alabama Institute of Cousin Fucking."
"Thanks for inviting me on this road trip. Where we goin', playa'?"
"Alabama. I got family there."
"Do you have any hot, attractive cousins?"
"Hell yeah. How did you know that one? How about you?"
"You told me once. As a matter of fact, I have fam in Alabama too. All female cousins."
"That sounds terrific. Know what I'm thinking, bruh?"
"Of course, I know it. Let's do it, man."
"Let's do some cousin fucking"
"Just to be clear though. You fuck your cousin, and I do mine. Okay? We stay in our respective lanes."
"No problem, bro. Your cousin belongs to you and is off limits to me."
( fist bumps. Both boys singing "Sweet Home Alabama")
"What does that street sign say?"
"A.I.C.F. 5 miles."
"What does A.I.C.F. mean?"
"Alabama Institute of Cousin Fucking."
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