A very blonde, very large penis.
Did you see Christian's funk tree last night?
No I was too drunk, he just ate me out til the cows came home.
No I was too drunk, he just ate me out til the cows came home.
by hotdishultimate July 9, 2009
Get the Funk Tree mug.1. Any name for a group of constantly quibbling infants.
2. A group strictly comprised of men with little to no facial hair.
3. A slang name for a person who picks the deodorant out of his dads armpit hair with his teeth, fingernails, or any other body part consisting on mainly bone or cartilage.
2. A group strictly comprised of men with little to no facial hair.
3. A slang name for a person who picks the deodorant out of his dads armpit hair with his teeth, fingernails, or any other body part consisting on mainly bone or cartilage.
1. You guys should stop being an ash tree lane or you'll never get any work done.
2. HAHA, dude did you see that group of pre-teens? They were a total ash tree lane! They all had bare faces!
3. Your mum is an ash tree lane.
2. HAHA, dude did you see that group of pre-teens? They were a total ash tree lane! They all had bare faces!
3. Your mum is an ash tree lane.
by THE BEARDED BANDIT! February 1, 2010
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Get the pipe tree mug.Phrase. Similar to "word trick". Used at times when the word "trick" may be inappropriate, or when the speaker wants to get the same feel as the phrase "word trick" but without being like everyone else who uses the phrase.
Bro 1: Hey man, I'll pick you up at 9
Bro 2: Word tree
Girl1: Hey, I mailed you your letter today
Girl2: Word tree
Girl1: That's cool how you used an original phrase
Bro 2: Word tree
Girl1: Hey, I mailed you your letter today
Girl2: Word tree
Girl1: That's cool how you used an original phrase
by dabrochill47 August 25, 2010
Get the Word tree mug.I was invited to a Unicorn Tree party but i didn't want to go because i heard that Melissa had crabs.
Nick invited his girlfriend to a Unicorn Tree party but she didn't like the idea of having sex with strangers.
Nick invited his girlfriend to a Unicorn Tree party but she didn't like the idea of having sex with strangers.
by SUPER NINJA LORD MELISSA! November 25, 2010
Get the Unicorn Tree mug.A large, sturdy tree that grows only on mountains and thrives near bodies of water. Its leaves have magical properties that when smoked reveal the meaning of life.
Person #1: "Dude, that's got to be the biggest and coolest tree I've ever seen."
Person #2: "That's a Rustwood Tree, let's smoke the leaves and be super wise!!"
Person #2: "That's a Rustwood Tree, let's smoke the leaves and be super wise!!"
by ohbeejuankaknowbee April 6, 2011
Get the Rustwood Tree mug.The process of requesting, typically through a social media outlet, that all legit friends and family call or text you with their numbers because your cellphone lost its contact due to damage or a software malfunction.
"Dude, why didn't you call me back yesterday?"
"I dropped my phone in the toilet and my contacts disappeared. Didn't you see the phone tree plea in my Facebook status?"
"I dropped my phone in the toilet and my contacts disappeared. Didn't you see the phone tree plea in my Facebook status?"
by wordmaestro September 16, 2011
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