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alaskan top hat

When a gay man stretches another gay mans foreskin over the top of his own head
Man Cory and Hayden gave each other Alaskan top hats all night
by Shocker83 June 17, 2018
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Top-Shelf Infatuation

When you are so into someone it makes you weak.
That regular at the resturant you work at that makes you feel hot and heavy. Definitely some top-shelf infatuation!
by Geshur J. February 16, 2022
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Apple crunchy top

Mrs Newells signature desert; succulent apples,crumbled biscuit and a good helping of Bogey mmmmmmm :P
Excuse Moie!!! today we are making apple crunchy top (torp!)
by ORGAZZaM August 14, 2009
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rock yo top

The act of inflecting a great blow to another persons head.
"A did you see the fight last night?"-Person 1

"yeah, pretty boy Floyd rocked his top!!"-Person 2

Or

"A chill out wit all dat before i rock yo top"-T.J. Booga
by TJ Gage May 14, 2008
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Tank Top Siraj

A bona fide tank top lover. The one and only tank top master. Will fucking reck anyone in his path
Wow I love Tank Top Siraj. Did you see his pecks move when someone called him shilpi?
by Meteor Jamal August 10, 2021
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Top Shelf Stealth

To buy a "scud" magazine without your fellow shoppers ever knowing.
Little Ross was having internet problems so he went over to his local newsagent for a wank mag, he cunningly distracted the two little old ladies looking for a Readers Digest and proceeded to grab "Back door Milfs" and proceed to the empty checkout with nobody seeing him.

"That be some Top Shelf Stealth right there!" he thought to himself.
by patrick_batemanRW March 22, 2010
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top with daddy issues

me
dakota: god, you reek of top with daddy issues
by duelicorntufts November 12, 2019
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