pull a crazy

Actively acting super cray to sabotage and permanently end a relationship. Suggested methods include: calling repeatedly until they block your number, making poor, personal jokes at their expense, excessive radio silence, showing up to their home or place of work randomly and making a scene, constantly picking fights about intensely personal subjects and not backing down.

Pulling a crazy is intended to destroy a relationship while convincing the other person it was entirely their idea, and was necessary for their own safety.
When his ex was still calling and emailing tortured love letters months after their split, Patrick realized he was going to have to pull a crazy to get rid of her once and for all.
by Malapropos September 20, 2013
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Pulled a sleeper

To pretend you are going to bed/passing out either in the real world or online in order to get out of doing something or get away from someone.
Henry just didn't get that I had no interest in hooking up with him so after we smoked I pulled a sleeper and he finally left.
by Isaisa November 24, 2009
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mad pull

Sexual magnetism; the ability to attract desirable partners of the other sex.
"That guy with those two babes hanging off his arms sure has mad pull." pull
by little girl lonely June 23, 2010
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pulling a David

imma be pulling a David in maths today
by waz uppppppp?!? November 07, 2019
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'Pulling a Belle'

'Pulling a Belle' is where one gets into a relationship for the sole purpose of not wishing to be mean. When one does not particularly like or is attracted to the other person but does not want to hurt their feelings. It is often convenient for the 'Belle' (so to speak,) although it often results in heart break for the other member of the relationship, whose feelings are genuine.
"Come on, he is a total freak...don't pull a Belle."
"I think you guys are moving a little fast, you're pulling a bit of a Belle...you should slow down and consider if you even like him."
"Is it just me, or are you totally 'Pulling a Belle' right now!?"
by The Table April 26, 2012
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Pull a Parkman

When you plan to do something with a friend weeks/months in advance, only for them to just cancel the day of the event...
Person 1: "Bro where is he at?"

Person 2: "Idk man... He's probably gonna Pull a Parkman."

Person 1: "Dang. You're probably right..."
by RealTalk💯 January 28, 2022
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Pull A Yobert

When two people pretend to be friends when they both clearly have feelings for each other but lack the required amount of chromosomes to pick up the signals, as they are very retarded . They then decide to date other people but that ends in a train crash of events including noncery and non communication. The two people then pick up on these everlasting feelings and say “oh what the frick” and get together after 3 long and painful years of reading signals better than a blind person at a traffic light, due to mental disability. Events to follow this include : hot tub sex, huggling, and/or trips to Lapland.
They really did Pull A Yobert !
by Yobert October 26, 2020
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