post topper

That person on social media that has to have the last post

That post topper stalked your page all day just to highjack it. She liked your post, commented on it, reposted it then liked and commented on everyone else's comments

by handlerzz August 23, 2015

post-trans lament

post-trans lament
/ˌpoʊst ˌtrænz ləˈmɛnt/
noun
The grief, regret, or existential sorrow experienced by a transgender individual, after gender transition. Often involving mourning the loss of their pre-transition identity or body; disappointment with surgical or hormonal outcomes; or recognition that transition did not resolve underlying psychological distress. Context - “the post trans lament made their body dysphoria a persistent agonizing existence.”

I'm sitting in bed crying because I miss my breasts so much. I got top surgery when I was 18, I'm 27 now.
I made a huge mistake and have Post-Trans Lament

by HippocratesHasSpoken November 15, 2025

Esteem Posting

Writing a definition about your name on Urban Dictionary, in a flattering manner.
It's all bullshit and you know it, but you're so depressed and pathetic, that you have to manufacture ego-boosts.

Martin: "I caught my sister writing on UD about people with HER name...'

Edwardo: "wow... esteem posting. lame."

by Phantom649 June 3, 2019

post-peak

adjective: describing a situation, object, or social trend that is highly illustrative or emblematic of social decline - as in the kind that takes place after the best years of a civilization have passed.

Jason: Did you see the green-haired girl scaling the side of the office building yesterday?
Jason 2: Yeah, she was trying to break back into the office after getting fired to get her giraffe stickers
Jason 3: I thought she was in the hospital with a food allergy or something
Jason 2: Yeah, I guess not
Jason: Damn bro... That's so post-peak

by Don's Johnson March 30, 2023

Posted & Boasted

A generic posting on social media to inform, update, or sympathize with, one’s followers, friends, and fans, usually in a light-hearted, downplayed manner which screams of bragging.

A humble brag.

“Did you see he posted photos of him working in a soup kitchen? He totally Posted & Boasted! He was the main focus in the photos!”

by Hugh Wards January 24, 2025

Post Cart Clarity

The feeling of regret after you just got belligerently high and ask yourself why you just did that. And then proceed to take a monstrosity of a blinker right after.

Synonym to Post Nut Clarity

“Hey man what’s wrong?”

“I’m going through post cart clarity right now.. kinda sobering up a bit”

“You’re crazy man.. here… it’s your rip”

by BobbysGhost October 31, 2025

Post Wait

The act of deliberately waiting to write a post or comment, so that you can avoid commenting on it immediately after it was written. This act makes it look like you're busier than you really are, instead of revealing the fact that you are on facebook constantly.

Can also be used for texts, emails, chats etc.

Friend #1: DUDE check this out!! This is totally cool! (link)
...wait...
...wait...
Friend #1: hello? are you there?
Friend #2: oh hey, yeah that's awesome, sorry I was busy working.
Friend #1:no you weren't working, you were pulling a Post Wait on me!

by kelsinatormg July 6, 2011