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Imports suck

1) Dechipered from the primitive language of the common "Redneckus Idiotus". Used to denounce anything (yet, usually cars) that have their origin in a country other than the U.S.A.

2) Phrase on a shirt, worn by the lower 30% of Ford/Chevy lovers.
Aka: Rednecks.
C. R. wears a shirt that states "Imports suck". He is a redneck, and nobody likes him.
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naked scuba suck-gasm

A naked scuba suck-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when his diving buddy sucks his dick and gives him an under-water blowjob and cumgasm.
My cadet roomie, Matt, went scuba-diving, and I gave him an under-water naked scuba suck-gasm and swallowed it!
Related Words

to suck beans 

used as an expletive in the indicative:
"suck beans"

could be substitued for "are/is bad"
"RPG SUCK BEANS"
"Rap Music sucks old beans!"
to suck beans by sleb, aka.yamadude December 24, 2003

love suck 

A shorter word for Love Suction
Love suck is;
Uber Suction, and explains the word Blowjob better.
love suck by Ben Dunbar July 23, 2006

sucks to suck 

when something or someone sucks and you say it sucks to be like that.
can have " you know what they say" before it.
Tim: My girlfriend cheated on me last night.
Alex: sucks to suck :)

debra: I cant go to the party tonight because my parents are making me watch my brother.
jim: you know what they say sucks to suck! ;D
sucks to suck by sonnnnnnie(: October 7, 2011

Jack Suck 

A completely nonsexual act, usually performed by a male, towards a loved one or close family member. It is executed by placing one's mouth on another's body part, such as their arm, and making rapid suckling movements with the cheek. (Like a jackhammer)
Megan: Hey did you hear what my bu did on valentines day?

Jenny: Did he get you roses?

Megan: No

Jenny: Did he propose?

Megan: No. He jack sucked me on the beach!
Jack Suck by chiefwally January 4, 2011
Using one's sphincter to stimulate the tip of a stationary penis, in a similar manner to performing fellatio.
I asked her to butt suck me off while we were spooning. She was happy to oblige.

He got butt sucked by a stranger in the parking lot.
butt suck by Col. Ephesius Colford September 24, 2011