happier than a pig in shit

to be very happy, lovin life.

That fat bitch in mcdonalds is happier than a pig in shit

by e May 16, 2004

Dude Man Bear Pig

This is urban slang. You may have heard of "dude" and "man" and "bro" and most recently, you will hear kids saying them all together now. "Hey dude man bro!"

Well the kids are now saying "Dude man bear pig" as a greeting. This was adopted from the episode of the television show "South-Park" where Al Gore hunts a "man-bear-pig"

So this is a greeting. I believe it originated in the very trendy "Dirty Den" of Meriden CT.

Mike: Hey dude man bear pig, whats going on?
Johnny: Eh, not too much, boutta sop some tang tonight
Mike: Nice breh, give the ol' in out for me.

by CHALK111 April 18, 2010

scum-sucking pig dog

n. a very nasty description of a low life humanoid.

by reptiles October 4, 2002

Bleeding like a stuck pig

Way back when, piggies would be stuck with a slaughtering knife in order to bleed out well, hence the expression, "Bleeding like a stuck pig."

"Cheese and rice! Jimmy got hit hard with that baseball! He was bleeding like a stuck pig!"

by von.dutch September 11, 2006

Goat Herding Pig Fuck

The ultimate insult, to be used when there seem to be no adequate words to describe how badly the recipient of the insult has upset you

"How could you? That's my sister you Goat Herding Pig Fuck"

by Steve SB April 24, 2007

When Pigs Fly Virus

The 2009 H1N1 Virus which is believed to be made up of Human, Swine, and Bird parts.

The chance of getting this new virus from pigs, birds and people in the spring is about one chance in a million. I think that's why we call it the when pigs fly virus.

by Tomicus May 10, 2009

Man Bear Pig Shot

The Man Bear Pig is a series of shots consisting of an Irish Car Bomb, Jager Bomb and a Boiler Maker taken in sequence. Widely regarded as the most intense shot in the history of alcohol consumption, the MBP is not for the faint of heart. Only those with a sufficient base of mustiness should challenge the elusive MBP. There has only been one recorded engagement and though the MBP was defeated, it was not conquered.

The Handsy Man and the Fertile Esquire successfully fought off a Man Bear Pig Shot last night, not realizing that they were critically injured they carried on. The next day Man Bear Pig showed its teeth when the Fertile Esquire woke up under the dining room table and the Handsy Man had dicks drawn on his face. Blackout - Get There!

by snackdizzle April 17, 2009