one-legged fuck 

To be standing behind a chick going at her while she is bent over with one leg planted on the ground, the other in the air. the arm opposite the leg in the air is raised above your head like a bull-rider's.

i had that chick bent over and i was hammering her and then i started to give her a one-legged fuck.

one-legged fuck by the supple marmoset May 29, 2003

ONE RING

The act of informing another person of an event which you had pissed them off. This is done by calling there phone and letting it ring once and hanging up. Usually done while watching a major sporting event.

When Bob's Colts fumbled the ball, he recieved a bunch of one rings from his friends.

ONE RING by Douggggggggg July 18, 2006

one eyed custard chucking welsh man 

One eyed custard chucking welsh man or a penis that is ''chucking semen''

-Dam,Joes one eyed custard chucking welsh man is HUGE!
-As Erik whent to take off Jessicas pantys he found A one eyed custard chucking welsh man.

one eyed custard chucking welsh man by I DIG CHICKS WITHOUT DICKS. August 11, 2006

one night 

A term used for a woman getting a guy shit faced and leaving with his wallet. This usually ends with the guy calling a wrong number.

Last night I slept with this stripper. I thought she loved me but i s'ppose it was a one nighter. she got my wallet too.

one night by fuck_me_emo April 29, 2006

one-way 

Masturbating with oneself.

Greg: "Sarah, Jessica, and I had a three-way last night, son! What you do?!"
Josh: "One-way, dude. One-way."

one-way by ReyCHUL August 26, 2011

one way 

when vacationing in thailand you or any one of your friends will buy several inexpensive whores and not share them even when it is obvious you wont be using all of them.

Tom- man, did you see the girls i got?
Bob- yeah, nice choice, mind if i borrow the one in blue?
Tom- sorry, they are all mine
Bob- dude, youre such a fucking one way

one way by colon plow May 1, 2005

One Direction

A sexy british-irish boyband that leaves millions of teenage girls stunned by their amazingness! It consists of five flawless boys named Liam James Payne, Louis William Tomlinson, Zayn Jawaad Malik, Niall James Horan, and Harry Edward Styles. They each auditioned for the X-factor separately but ended up forming together as a group by uncle simon on July 23, 2010 at 8:22 p.m. They got third place in the X-factor. They have made one album called Up All Night and are currently making a new one. Their fanbase are called directioners aka the most amazing people on earth. If you do not support the boys then GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN.

Directioner #1: How many r's are there?
Directioner #2: 6!
Directioner #1: What did Jimmy protest?
Directioner #2: NO!
Directioner #1: Isn't One Direction like the most amazing thing ever?!
Directioner #2: OMC YES!!
*both directioners do the inbetweeners dance*

One Direction by Directioner Forever August 8, 2012