A lover of magic mushrooms
by Willowbob March 08, 2018
Some people are chubby chasers. But David likes them only that optimum amount of chubby, just enough for some muffin top but not enough to be huge. I give you, the Muffin chaser.
by ApricotFields June 11, 2019
When a person wears pants tight enough to create a "muffin top" and a man fucks the folds of the "muffin top", ejaculating between the folds. Continuing or movement after causes the semen to become frothy and creamy, similar to a milkshake.
by Tho'adu August 11, 2022
A cute young white teenage boy who love romantic movies and long walks on the beach. He shaves his legs as he says it makes him run faster away from the girls. He runs away from the girls because he called their best friends a whale.
by Ihatecraneandgates January 23, 2018
The onset form of a taint after several hours of continuous ass pounding to the point that the gooch swells and forms a shape and mushy feel, similar to a tasty muffin top. Similar to the phenomenon known as cauliflower ear.
by Cashmere Dreams September 02, 2014
by 🅱️oolteacher April 16, 2021
Rare disease that causes mild to severe retardation, confusion of foods futher research is needed but is not known to be contagious. No deaths have been recorded
by christobal_de_florida August 03, 2010