Minion Tampons

Minion Tampons: Typically store bought from an average grocer. EG: Walmart.

Is this a joke? MINION TAMPONS? FUCKING- Minion Tampons? Cus' yeah. You're BLEEDING against your own will. So why don't you just shove a FUCKING MINION UP YOUR VAGINA?

by BoxCat6769 March 17, 2023

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minipensussy

An idiot. For example

Pablo is such a minipensussy

by Deez shi1s April 8, 2023

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MiniLoaf

A new and upcoming company that plans to sell bread-like snack cakes.

"Wanna go and get somethin' at MiniLoaf?"

by CerisShark April 27, 2023

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ministrone

The title of an ordained Minister of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Mikey: "Hey David! I'm a Ministrone!"
David: "You're a fucking idiot."

by BlueXander May 25, 2023

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Minivan Complex

A seemingly uncontrollable urge to prevent minivans from overtaking another vehicle due to the amount of shame and embarrassment it would bring.

"I was driving to work today and a van had the audacity to drive faster than me! Can you believe that? I'm not gonna let some stupid soccer-mom minivan overtake me!"
"Dude, it sounds like you have a minivan complex."

"I was trying to get ahead of this slower-moving car but for some reason every time I tried he would speed up and cut me off!"
"Sounds like he had a pretty big minivan complex."

by NedFer May 25, 2023

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