dapper john

Dapper John is a legendary south Augusta Paremedic with the hair to prove it

That is one dapper John

That... is... dapper john

by Turtle907 February 10, 2017

john hines

He is the goat, grinds on the off days and he is committed to Alabama. Everyone wants to be like him, but you can’t because he is John Hines

Woah that kid is sick and very cool; He must be a john hines.John hines is a icon-living and will never not be one

by Mccrobie December 1, 2019

John P'ing

To drive trucks, and or fuck fat bitcges

I was with my friend and he was totally John P'ing

by Tdubxxx December 4, 2019

John Gomez

Guitarist for Twin XL. A gay icon that drinks a lot of iced coffee. He's very energetic, probably because of all the iced coffee. Wears a lot of Vans and probably lives in a Topman store. He's a very spinny boy on stage, and on the occasion chews furiously on guitar picks. If you ever encounter a wild John Gomez, feel free to compliment his pants. He loves pants.

"That dude's come back for like 4 iced coffees, is he gonna be ok?"
"Yea, that's just John Gomez. Pretty sure he hasn't slept for like 3 days."

by emoapple December 8, 2019

John deVairo

An Italian mob master from Sicily.
Eats pasta for lunch, drinks milk for dinner, works like a lil bitch.
Goes wild every weekend and drinks pop instead of milk.
Often fires up the Jets to fuck bitches, drug snitches and hunt witches.

Worker 1: Where’s John deVairo at?
Worker 2: He’s firing up the Jets
Worker 3,4,5,6: JV LETSS FUCKIN GOOOOO

by johndeVairo December 17, 2019

John Tonks

John tonks is persian slang for child sex fiend.

Oh my amigo did you hear that a nother john tonks was sent to prison

by JohnTonks January 14, 2020

John O’Neill

A worthless waste of oxygen who wastes everyone’s time and energy. He is nothing but a burden to everyone around him. He contaminants the dirt he walks on. The true definition of human filth.

“John O’Neill is a worthless pile of shit.”

by Fucking embarrassment January 29, 2020