fish monger

a stupid ass mother loving cock suck dick bashing asshole licking leg humping mother and father fucking cow tail sucking testicle popping eye dropping nosey assed creepy little bastard's raping pure 100% son of a fucking ugly bitch

Richard Mowen is a fish monger

by Amin the King of the World December 9, 2003

sexy fish

when someone is just to sexy

" im going out tonight and im going to find myself a sexy fish"

"my boyfriend/girlfriend is one hell of a sexy fish"

by mancman March 8, 2010

Joe Fish

The runny diarrhea you get after having a cock go too far up your ass after gay sex.

I think I have to Joe Fish. You should not have stuck your cock up my ass that far.

by CSharp Rules June 10, 2006

going fishing

one who is small & odd shaped & married to a walrus...she appears from upstairs in her waders & pvc hat & coat carrying her pail & net to go & catch her hubbys dinner at the harbour...where u going dear? he asks (in fish language)...im going fishing 2 catch the supper dear, i wont b long......flap flap flap!!!!

oh look theres the neighbour going fishing again....is it? oh dear the pond must be empty again...i heard him splashing around at 4am!

by harbour master February 27, 2008

two fish

Typically, two people who work well together and cover for the other's shortcomings.

Q: Where'd you buy the ganga from?
A: The two fish across the street. If it's not the one, then the other will hook you up.

by beatmaster2005 April 16, 2009

Attack Fish

The new legendary killstreak in call of duty black ops. Created by Cr1Tikal, it is the act of crawling forward on the ground with a ballistic knife switching between primary and secondary weapons making it look as if you were swimming. The attack fish is known for its longshots with the ballistic knife and capable of 360 skewers.

Dave: Dude I got this sick attack fish kill the other night.

Jeff: No way man tell me!

Dave: Alright so I was goin' fish technique and I damn near 360 some bitch. Well it was more of a 180 fish but I guess that's acceptable.

by Arockmadeofanotherrock December 14, 2010

Fish Kissing

When two men touch assholes.

Those chicks like to scissor me timbers but those fellas are into fish kissing.

by FishKisser October 9, 2010