John douglas

John Douglas , a supervillain in the Matthew universe ,known for being in alliance with the gnomes of alford and a playing harmonic melodies with a flute in alford during the night

John Douglas and the gnomes are in the shadows

by Johnathon diddlysquat douglas May 10, 2024

Rusty Douglas

The act of taking a shitty, unwiped anus, and pressing it upon someone's house. Preferably on a window or a sliding glass door, leaving a brown, shitty kiss mark of someone's asshole on said surface.

"Man, someone left a rust Douglas on my neighbors window last night. Had the whole neighborhoods feathers ruffled."

"If you don't quit, someone is likely to give you a rusty douglas"

by DickRichards February 14, 2025

McDonnell douglas

The company that ruined Boeing when they merged.

McDonnell douglas turned Boeing into a company that puts money over everything else including safety. Back when the two companies were separate and rivals, MD made the DC-10 to compete with the 747 and rushed it, failing to notice design flaws that inevitably lead to it crashing all the time.

by smoking & vaping is for losers March 13, 2025

oh dough!

When you're baking a pizza and the dough falls on the ground

*man twirling a dough in the air*
*splat*
"OH DOUGH!"

by Sloma Jack Clucks March 14, 2025

Got Douged

When a task that was acquired by a superior named Doug is then handed over to a lower level employee.

Brian got Douged by Doug yesterday. He has a very long to do list today.

by Ashton Woodson April 3, 2025

Dunkin’ Doughnuts

“Dunkin’ Doughnuts” is where a male dips his testicles into a female’s semen filled vagina, replicating frosted doughnuts or doughnut holes.

Friend 1: Dude, did you hear? John was Dunkin’ Doughnuts with Stacy!

Friend 2: Really? No way! I never thought either of them would be so freaky.

by BearMorency February 10, 2026

Owensboro doughboy

The act of inserting milk, egg, and flour into a person's rectum before ruthlessly "pounding the dough" then the giver ejaculates into the "dough". Afterwards the "taker" pushes out the doughball cooks it and eats it.

I gave that whore the ole Owensboro doughboy last night.

by OB Doughboy March 27, 2026