Through cuts & babies

An exclamatory remark, used to showcase the absurdity of a situation or realization.

“Does anyone know who broke the office coffee machine?”

“Through cuts & babies, it was Emily!”

by CuppaOfHands July 9, 2025

Claire Cut

A Claire cut is the stereotypical haircut of a woman named Claire. This haircut consists of an average bobcut, sometimes with the added bonus of a fringe.

Person 1: "woah, look at Claire"
Person 2: "yea, she got a fresh Claire cut"

by Hollicopter April 11, 2022

Cut

A cut is the update of thous hair. A "cut" determines ones social status. Many will compliment a cut.

Like ya Cut g

by Ags boyfriend December 10, 2020

McGurk upper cut

the mcgurk upper cut is when a man is chugging a large beverage and someone falls to there knees behind the victim and delivers an uppercut to his genitals causing him to fall to the ground vomiting everything he just chugged

I cant believe they made Brendon clean up his own puke after andy gave him that Mcgurk upper cut.

by Brookfield rocks June 6, 2011

Cut

Cuts Are when something is damaging with a Knife Or Scissors or any Weapon

I cut my finger by accident last night.

by XxBrizzaxX April 22, 2019

Cutting that ass

A description of something that is really bothersome.

John: Let’s go outdoors and finish up that project we started yesterday.
Frank: Naw man, that cold wind is ‘cutting that ass’ and I don’t have a coat!

by Texas Shithouse Poet April 12, 2019

Straight-Cut Timber

A massive, densely packed turd that releases itself in a straight, unpinched and untapered form. No toilet paper required.

I did my part for conserving toilet paper with that one. That was beyond a log, it was just straight-cut timber. Not sure how it flushed down.

by JoshinLVNY May 14, 2021