conner ashton is a great, sweet, nice, guy. usually english. he has many talents like running, playing uno, and oddly bartending too. conner ashton is a easy guy to talk to, he often has a bright red face when laughing, or just when the weather is above 20 degrees. conner ashton is tall, solidly built, chubby (Guinness gut), blonde, red in the face, and are usually gay for men called jon. jon and conner ashton usually go at it pretty hard in the bedrooms of telopea when everyone else is asleep after a long shift at a british inspired bar. conner ashton us also the type of guy not to shut the fuck up about the maillard reaction.
"that guy looks cool, he must be a conner ashton."
"yeah he's the man, he has a fernet branca coin."
"yeah he's the man, he has a fernet branca coin."
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A guy whos fucking dyslexic and a dumbass fuck who cant draw a cat or anything for that matter has the smallest dick ever and is fat
Person: see that guy over there. other person: yeah what about him. Person: hes dyslexic fat and cant draw. other person: he must be named Connor
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Person: see that guy over there. other person: yeah what about him. Person: hes dyslexic fat and cant draw. other person: he must be named Connor
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an amazing boy who is so fucking sweet and kind and able to make you laugh on almost any given day. a boy with curls that go in every direction no matter what he does and they bounce back no matter how hard you pull on them. a boy who is just spectacular and for some reason most people dont see that. a boy who you can talk to about anything at anytime no matter how fucking weird it is. a connor is the person who you check every notification for on your phone and hope that its him. a connor is someone i love and now can finally say that is mine. hes my chicken little.
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an amazing boy who is so fucking sweet and kind and able to make you laugh on almost any given day. a boy with curls that go in every direction no matter what he does and they bounce back no matter how hard you pull on them. a boy who is just spectacular and for some reason most people dont see that. a boy who you can talk to about anything at anytime no matter how fucking weird it is. a connor is the person who you check every notification for on your phone and hope that its him. a connor is someone i love and now can finally say that is mine. hes my chicken little.
“Connor is being Connor, and Lei-Lani’s over in the corner with him because they keep being followed.”
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