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cock block

1.) To interfere with someone who is getting acquainted with, conversing with, or hooking up with a member of the opposite sex

2.) A motor vehicle maneuver, usually done by insecure twenty-something males (who think that everybody wants to race them) and other ignorant people, designed to prevent someone from changing lanes in traffic
1.) At the club, Sal was was about to get Lisa's phone number, when Nathan came up cock-blocked him by asking him if he found a job yet. He made it even worse when he reminded Sal that they had to hurry up and catch the last bus home. Lisa rolled her eyes and walked away.

2.) I realized that my exit was coming up so I began to change lanes, but that ricer cock-blocked me

3.) The traffic on the highway was hell, mostly because of that soccer mom driving the minivan in the far left lane, pacing and matching speeds with the semi in the middle lane. She cock-blocked us all.
by TheGrandInquisitor January 24, 2005
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cock print

Noun; A phenomenon occuring when your or another male's pants are too tight in the crotchal region and thus revealing an outline of the cock (penis). Usually seen on gay men, black dudes, and sometimes on emo kids who wear girls pants
Gay Guy #1 - Damn Kenny that guy must be huge, I mean, check out his cock print.
Gay Guy #2 - Ugh, I'd let him print that cock right on my face
by PussyLover18 December 8, 2006
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Cock-Death

Cock-Death is when a girl or guy chokes to death on a cock while having a fuck!

Cock-Death is when a penis strangles, throttles, suffocates or asphyxiates a girl or guy to death, usually during sexual intercourse.

Cock-Death is a medical term used when an autopsy concludes that the patient died having their airways and lungs blocked by a penis during intercourse.
"I mean that must have been some really hard kink for Mandy to die of Cock-Death like that on her wedding night!"

"I heard she had 2 cocks in her mouth when she died and that the insurance company is thinking of changing Cock-Death to Cocks-Death just for her." "What a tribute!"

"Amanda from Melrose Place will die of Cock-Death in an up-coming episode but will be brought back by Billy using CPR."

"Apparently Chris nearly died from cock-death last night."
by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007
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majorly cocked

Getting drunk. Used by fresh-off-boat (F.O.B) Sri Lankans when they first come to America.
Man I got majorly cocked last night!

If putting emphasis...
Man I got maaaaaajorly cocked last night!
by SNthemanfromMDandNY May 17, 2006
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horse cock

in the electricity industry: thick cable types (such as 2/5)
we need to run 200 feet of horse cock to the transformer.
by grz April 4, 2007
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cock sucker

a person who deliberatly puts a cock in there mouth for enjoyment.
by Quin IS GAY!! December 30, 2008
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cock blocker

A person who tries to fuck up anouthers game.
by Stiffler November 7, 2004
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