Apple

Apple It's a fucking fruit what do you expect!!! It's red, green or yellow if it's purple it's a fucking plume!

The seeds contain cyanide too so don't be a dead ass retard and eat them like your grandparents eat each other's asses!!!

So what have we learned from this!? That the apple ain't as appetizing anymore is it? Maybe because your thinking of your grandparents fucking. Damn your fucking gross why would you think of that!!!?
No no, you know what!?

Let's stop talking about apples...
Let's talk about you...

Did you look up Apples because your depression is making you feel suicidal and after you feel that way you have slight euphoria and look up dumb shit or are you just stoned?
Either one...

You still looked up what a fucking Apple is.

Hits blunt*
Deadass 1: Bruh what is an Apple????
Tom: Idk bruh let's look it up on your cellular smartphone.

by Im Worthless :) June 7, 2018

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Flobbing For Apples

The sexual act of farting out pellets while a female very sloppily eats your ass while blindfolded

I didnt really have to go, but she went flobbing for apples and was able to find herself a light snack

by Buckback Nasty January 10, 2019

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French Carmel Apple

Where you have such bad explosive diarrhea that it explodes in the males nuts and the girl then proceeds to like of the shit until the balls are clean

After that burrito last night my girl gave me a French Carmel apple

by Delete_this_now November 19, 2019

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apple juice

DELICIOUS AMAZING BEST JUICE IF YOU SAY OTHER WISE U ARE A LOSER

apple juice is so badass

by turntechGodheadd October 4, 2020

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apple black

A western manga written and illistrated my Whyt Manga and distributed in Saturday Am. With 2 volumes of the manga with the 3rd said to be released in 2019

Gerry: Hey have you read Apple Black
Dinna: No you weeb

by Ghetto Professor June 14, 2018

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