twat seal

nova ring prevemt leak

you have a faulty twat seal

by gangastarster July 31, 2006

Twat Waffle

When you're so batshit crazy, even you're elitist cohorts are afraid to kick you out.

Pelosi is a twat waffle.

by J-Patriot July 23, 2021

Jelly-Twat

Someone who instigates nothing-fights as per Dane Cook's joke.

My girlfriend was being a real jelly-twat when she did not inform me of the jelly situation in the house.

by Hippo8Me August 30, 2010

Twat

Typically an obnoxious female.

Usually angry and unpleasant, itching to yell at you or accuse of something, typically gender based.

A female that complains and likes to cause trouble. Generally subversive.

Who complained about the temperature? It's 80 degrees here now.

It was Jennifer, that twat.

by AndreTheSlayor January 22, 2020

Karaoke Twat

Someone, or a group of twats, who prance around with a microphone seemingly caring more about getting videoed by another twat on a cell phone rather than caring about the song itself which, more often than not, sounds like shit.

Wow, look at that karaoke twat thinking he/she/they think they actually sound good and smiling for the camera. lol.

by SLiderHeadd June 12, 2018

twat spangle

When you get hit in the vagina after instigating a lesbian couple to fight.

"Oh no! That's my vagina. I got twat spangled! No one likes a twat spangle".

by Kimber7893 October 3, 2021

Twat

A word that can only be utilised to maximum effect through the oral skills of hamis.

Hamis: You fucking twat.
Olivia: You fricking twat.

See. Hamis delivered it better

by Hamid27494 March 31, 2020