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Top Shelf Stealth

To buy a "scud" magazine without your fellow shoppers ever knowing.
Little Ross was having internet problems so he went over to his local newsagent for a wank mag, he cunningly distracted the two little old ladies looking for a Readers Digest and proceeded to grab "Back door Milfs" and proceed to the empty checkout with nobody seeing him.

"That be some Top Shelf Stealth right there!" he thought to himself.
by patrick_batemanRW March 22, 2010
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top notch deal

A business deal, worth 2.5 billion dollars or a similarly huge amount. The phrase originates in the Microsoft acquisition of Mojang for that same amount.
I know you will get a top notch deal on your startup idea!
by zigah111 September 24, 2014
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Top Mouth Dick

That one dickhead who never does a damn thing. He tells his “inferior” co workers to do his basic tasks while he sits on Snapchat. Known for driving a very “cheesy” car.
Look at that ridiculous looking vehicle, guess top mouth dick is here to be the “boss”
by Pizzashop June 30, 2022
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Apple crunchy top

Mrs Newells signature desert; succulent apples,crumbled biscuit and a good helping of Bogey mmmmmmm :P
Excuse Moie!!! today we are making apple crunchy top (torp!)
by ORGAZZaM August 14, 2009
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special occasion top

A man who predominantly prefers to have receptive anal sex (bottom) with other men, who occasionally enjoys being the insertive partner (top), typically on special occasions.
"Matt, I thought you only bottom"
"Nah mate, I'm a special occasion top, you know, like on birthdays and Christmas"
by Mattyy89 May 7, 2018
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boot top pussy

A vagina that looks like a old wore out boot top
Dam earl did you see that boot top pussy on that hooker?
by Jimmy dong July 14, 2019
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alaskan top hat

When a gay man stretches another gay mans foreskin over the top of his own head
Man Cory and Hayden gave each other Alaskan top hats all night
by Shocker83 June 17, 2018
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