Little Ross was having internet problems so he went over to his local newsagent for a wank mag, he cunningly distracted the two little old ladies looking for a Readers Digest and proceeded to grab "Back door Milfs" and proceed to the empty checkout with nobody seeing him.
"That be some Top Shelf Stealth right there!" he thought to himself.
"That be some Top Shelf Stealth right there!" he thought to himself.
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"Matt, I thought you only bottom"
"Nah mate, I'm a special occasion top, you know, like on birthdays and Christmas"
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