by toiletsoap May 30, 2025
Get the toilet soap mug.when taking a shit, one wipes their behind only to feel another dump coming out, prompting them to wipe again. In rare cases, this urge does not cease after three or more cycles of layering toilet paper atop each successive dump. The layers of TP on top of shit, on top of more TP on more shit, is a textbook case of toilet lasagna.
After 30 minutes in the bathroom, Johnny's love of 7-11 taquitos left the toilet clogged with a foul four-layer toilet lasagna.
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A toilet bowl talker is someone who likes to talk on their phone while sitting on the toilet. Toilet bowl talkers are not very bright and they're also slobs who don't give a shit. By far the majority of toilet bowl talkers are male. They are not that intelligent because if they are talking, while on the toilet, to a girlfriend, it doesn't occur to them that she may overhear his farting and she may be put off by it – but then again the toilet bowl talker wouldn't give a shit. Toilet bowl talkers are the sort of people who burp and fart around others because it makes them feel manly. It's a way of broadcasting that they don't give a shit but this is also an indication that they like smelling other people's farts, because since they fart around others, then they are unknowingly inviting others to fart around them. This is another sign of their low intelligence. Another peculiar tendency about toilet talkers is that when they are in a public restroom that has several stalls they will pick the stall that is right next to an occupied one instead of spacing out their distance and shitting next to an empty stall. This is because they like to smell farts and the odor of another guy's turds. Toilet bowl talkers wear shit stained underwear because they don't do a good job of wiping their ass (most of them don't wipe at all) and they're the kind of people who don't wash their hands after going to the bathroom and they'd never consider using poo-pourri because that would be too unmanly.
When I am in my bathroom in my apartment I can hear a toilet bowl talker from the floor directly above me. Because of the bathroom's echo I can hear every word the toilet bowl talker has to say in his “private” conversation.
by Bill Beef June 25, 2025
Get the Toilet bowl talker mug.A word for toilet which can also be used to refer to other people and parties (groups). Its commonly used for referring to your friends girlfriend or just partners in general. It can also be used as a filler word.
I need the toin.
Look at those toins.
Which toin are you rizzing?
Are you gonna pick up that toin at 8 pm?
What the toin man?
I cant even give a toin about this toin.
Look at those toins.
Which toin are you rizzing?
Are you gonna pick up that toin at 8 pm?
What the toin man?
I cant even give a toin about this toin.
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by Biggesttoinintheentirelife July 4, 2025
Get the Toinams Patil mug.An exceptionally undeveloped black person who begs for bare cash to allow you to take a piss or sniff some coke in the toilets in establishments such as CeLaVi and other shitholes in areas such as Roppongi or Shibuya.
This God damn toilet nigger won’t even let me take a piss without separating me from my hard earned moolah
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