Torching Rocks

Smoking crack, particularly with a high intensity flame out of a crack pipe.

Man: “Did you see that hobo torching rocks under the bridge?”
Woman: “Hell yeah I did, I’m going to see if he has any extra!”

by Guru Nator April 20, 2023

Rock bottom

Laying on the floor and listening to Lana Del Rey.

I’ve reached rock bottom.

by K.armaa_ May 13, 2023

Kid Rock

Kid Rock refers to when a pregnant woman is fucked in the ass while screaming rock lyrics and deepthroating a guitar.

My wife Kid Rocks daily.

by Balls Obama September 4, 2023

Bryan The Rock

Bryan is a skinny imbecile with a hugely deformed jawline that looks like it came from area 51. When an image of his jawline is posted online, it gets automatically marked as "explicit images". The user must verify that they are over 60 years old. Thus, this proves how terribly bad his jawline is. Bryan possesses an ability to remove his jawline and throw it at any entity. The jawline will come to life and start snapping at the target until they eventually succumb to the power of his bad jawline.My laptop broke and I lost two eyes after I saw Bryan's jawline on the internet. I regret all my life choices.

My laptop broke and I lost two eyes after I saw Bryan's jawline on the internet. I regret all my life choices. Bryan the Rock

by Wenomechaindasuma September 5, 2023

Walmart Rock

The type generic "hard rock" that all has the same over produced and polished sound. This insipid pointless music always manages to sound heavy yet incredibly soft all the same time. Perfectly smoothed over and silky in the worst possible way. Every singer has the same generic throaty "rock voice" thanks to the wonders of modern production techniques. It's the most risk averse genre of music since boy bands. They may try to sound "different" by adding something like a string section or piano breaks, but it's all hopelessly terrible. This is the mind of music you would find in the rock/metal section of your local midwest Walmart. Bands include but most certainly aren't limited to Skillet, 3 Days Grace, Seether, Buck Cherry, Alter Bridge, Chevelle, Nickleback, Trapt, 3 Doors Down, Stained, Daughtry, etc etc wash, rinse, repeat. Cut, copy, paste.

Bro: "Hey man, would you like to go see the Skillet show with me tonight"

Person with taste: "Why on earth would I want to go see a crappy Walmart Rock band?"

by Pickled Fish Lips March 30, 2020

Christian Rock

Music and songs that are directed toward Christians for them to praise God, hear a Christian message or enjoy with a rock music beat.

Did you hear about the Christian Rock concert this weekend?

by b4urn April 4, 2020

love rock

a person who is madly in love with someone but will keep their feelings supressed within themselves because they are too insecure or a afraid of rejection. They are usually the sweetest and most beautiful people but are always dragged by others for their uniqueness making them self conscious and have low self esteem. However these people will always have the best glow ups and make the people that made rude remarks as a "joke" will now also fancy them. Not only will these people have an amazing glow up but they will also learn about their self worth and become strong and hard, stronger than a rock.

"I am such a love rock"
"stop being a love rock"

by a girl with a z April 7, 2020