Thomas

Thomas is my cousin HE IS RETARDED whenever I kill him in gta he tells his mom and I have another friend named Thomas aswell and he acts the same way as he does btw yeah cool

Me: thomas follow me and JAYSON
Thomas: no
Me and Jason after him not getting into our car while doing the diamond casino heist on gta 5 online: THOMAS THATS IT WE ARE RESTARTING THIS HEIST AND GIVING YOU 15% AND NOTHING ELSE

Thomas: NOOOOOO YOUR A BULLY I HATE YOU IM TELLING MY MOM

Btw he has a minecraft girlfriend

by ShawnYeah1 December 30, 2019

Thomas

that moment when you have an erection and everyone is aware, your dick is yelling bitch and fuck while your trying to hide it.

DAMNITT HES GOT A THOMAS AGAIN

by Javier Lindo Joiner November 28, 2020

Thomas Triangle

A Threesome involving 2 girls and a guy. The guy lies on his back while girl A rides his dick and girl B rides his face while both girls kiss, thus completing a triangle. Girl A can also be flipped around so girl B eats Girl A’s pussy while girl A give the Guy a blowjob but this is very physically exerting and not for amateurs.

Bill: I saw you take those two coeds into the bedroom at the party last night.

Dylan: yeah I got them to preform a Thomas Triangle on me before I squeezed my go-gurt all over them

by Donkey96Nuts December 6, 2022

Thomas

A bitch ass mf, tall asf but also a D1 freshman fucker. Always glazing this his father Stryker. He also a fuk nigga

Damn you know anyone who fucks w Thomas?, nah.

by By Thomas’s father March 26, 2023

thomas fletcher-tomlinson

Has a husband named Josh and together they have a child called Ugandan knuckles. Also has large penis and incredibly muscular....⚡

"Jeez Thomas Fletcher-Tomlinson, he's fast and big...⚡"

by Ugandan knuckles aka CrazyTaft February 18, 2018

Tank thomas

A raw ass football player that will run you the fuck over

Tank Thomas will run you over

by Tank Thomas April 19, 2019

Thomas

A guy with the body and face of a greek god, has a rhino penis, baddie bagger and is a single mom lover.

Person: «Look at Thomas over there.»
Bird: «he’s so handsome»

by Papi mayek July 14, 2021