fantasy fuck team

A group (team) of possible sex partners that can be traded or changed as often as your libido does. Usually comprised of celebrities, but can also contain forbidden crushes and people way out of your league. Plus, even better than fantasy football, you can substitute players mid-game or even mid-play. You can have as many bench warmers as you choose, and you can even share players with other people's teams.

I started my favorite player, Channing Tatum, on my fantasy fuck team, but somewhere during the night, I called a substitution for Charlie Hunnam.

by cool-chick-a-rama September 27, 2017

toilet tag team

when you and another person go to the bathroom and one uses the toilet and then, without flushing, the other person goes and uses the toilet. most of the time to “save water”, but who really knows.

person 1: “hey since we’re both here we might as well toilet tag team it.”

person 2: “great idea man! save the environment!”

these people are using the fucking toilet and are deciding to save the shit ass environment by not flushing between each use.

by Thicc Disappointment May 4, 2018

Team of Destiny

noun

A sports team/organization that by all conventional metrics should not have success/wins in whatever activity, but somehow by apparent luck they find a way to win.

example: "The 2013-2014 University of Auburn football team was the team of destiny that year that managed to make it all the way to the championship."

by BIGDADY February 8, 2024

team split

when your entire team in bedwars splits the generator

"Hey team, make sure to team split when you take the generator."

by DJstrax October 6, 2021

Money Team

A team of members who all want a bag💰(money)they are there for eachother and keep it real witchu and straight up💯 not only that some of the team members are very attractive(fine)😍 they all have clout, or you know them from somewhere or someone. Some of the members even get hate from ppl who don’t like them, to people who are jus fans. you won’t catch any of them talkn to the opps💯They don’t fw snakes❌🐍and they represent get right or get left.

Fan 1: You heard of money team, I Lowky fw em!!
Fan 2: Yea I heard of em, I know a few of the members, some of them are fine😍

by RelevantBaby November 29, 2019

Scarlet Sled Team

A slang term for two or more people who've both earned "red wings" (performed oral sex during menstruation) with the same partner- essentially Eskimo brothers by way of period-based hookup.

Dude, I just realized me and Jake are on the Scarlet Sled Team after that party...awkward.

by le_egavas September 7, 2025

Welcome Team

A small group of representatives that you are transferred to, generally after completing a purchase over the phone. If the sales rep didn't do a good job, this team will mop up the mess.

"Here's Bob from the Welcome team. He can help if you need anything else."

by Deranged Gopher June 3, 2017